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[gurren009]

Allow me to quickly skim your hardwritten essay.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Next, all of us active forum gamers will perform an improvised skit for you.

[Ali_Star]

I spit in your face.

[TenebrisNemo]

Come on, get into the pit!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, I don't wanna do that. That idea sounds like the pits.

[Ali_Star]

Let's see if the forum will allow this - Blue ****.

EDIT: It doesn't. Mods obviously won't allow discussions about birds, gits!

[gurren009]

I always buy enough science kits to last me for a school year .

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well, my first job was at fast food, don't you know
The hours were real long, and the pay was real low
My boss told me that he didn't like my sass,
So my first kiss was a hardy "Kiss my ***!"

[Ali_Star]

I'm back, did you miss me?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yeah, I missed being able to mess with your mind.

[Ali_Star]

I need some wire mesh for something I'm building, do you have any?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I need to mash some potatoes for something I'm preparing, do you have any?

[Ali_Star]

I have a weird rash on my bum, do you have any ointment?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ask L1N3R1D3R and remember to bring him the cash.

[Ali_Star]

I'm looking for an actor who can play the "loveable rogue" type character. Any idea who I should cast? Chris Pratt told me he's too busy.

[TenebrisNemo]

I saw a black cat and it waved at me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Was the cat wearing a coat?

[Ali_Star]

I should buy a boat.

[TenebrisNemo]

I should grill the boar.

[FreeAim]

"Trick or bear?"

"Bear?"

"HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR!"

*Bear growling and chains rattling in the distance.*