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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Then it was our fate to meet here.

[Ali_Star]

I think I've been eating too much, I'm getting a bit fat.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You better shed those pounds fast, or you'll have a slow life!

[Ali_Star]

I did try to lose weight, but it didn't last.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I guess you lost track of your weight, then.

[Ali_Star]

I sure did. The cost of dieting is just too high.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You could have bought a fancy coat with all the extra money you spent on healthy food.

[TenebrisNemo]

The fancy cat is not amused when it comes to groove.

[Ali_Star]

Hi Nemo, now that you're back, I think we need to have a chat.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Here is a chart of Nemo's activity in the last month.

[TenebrisNemo]

You'll never take me alive! *Jumps into a cart and drives up and down the chart*

[Ali_Star]

*Shoots tranq dart into Nemo's neck, rendering him unconscious*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ali, why do you think "Dang it" is worse than "darn it"?

[Ali_Star]

Because it sounds bloody awful, so don't you dare use it again.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why do you care about such petty things?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ah! My neck! I will fight you with my bare hands!

[Ali_Star]

You bore me to death.

[TenebrisNemo]

That hit me to the very core.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I can cope with that.

[TenebrisNemo]

The slope of my world takes me away from that moment. I may either learn from it or let it torment my soul.