One Letter Modifier

[Ali_Star]

Ooh look at you, Mr big man, with your lack of caring. Think you're tough or something?

[biorogue]

I cut a Jig thinking about that special pig.

[TenebrisNemo]

*Puts on sunglasses while smoking a cig* Honestly tho, do not smoke.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I ate a fig while scolding you for using an abbreviation.

[Ali_Star]

*Puts on sunglasses while smoking a cig* Honestly tho, do not smoke.

•No slang or abbreviations

You bad, bad, bad bad bad bad man. Time to dig your grave.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Alright, I dug his grave. Now what?

[Ali_Star]

Put him in it, you mug.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're being mean to me! I'm going to tell my mum!

[TenebrisNemo]

Your hum will not stop my metal!

[Ali_Star]

But my bum will.....

[TenebrisNemo]

But I'll kick your bum.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, you're gonna kick his butt?

[Ali_Star]

Boom or bust.

[TenebrisNemo]

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it. No one wants to be defeated.

[Ali_Star]

*Gust of wind, followed by slowly rolling tumbleweed*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why must you do these things, Ali? D:

[Ali_Star]

Because you are my muse.

[TenebrisNemo]

L1N3R1D3R, use escape!

[Ali_Star]

It was all a ruse.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm sure my instincts were telling that from the start. I just ignored them.