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[L1N3R1D3R•]

The police officer frisks Sir monacle, and for good reason.

[TenebrisNemo]

That guy ran away and took a frisk.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But was his frisk brisk?

[TenebrisNemo]

Then we are in the brink of destruction.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I throw a brick at you for thinking that a quick walk will destroy the universe.

[TenebrisNemo]

But don't you see that the bricks he stole have nuclear codes written on them?

[Ali_Star]

You guys aren't making this easy. I hate you all. *runs away doing mad parkour tricks for some reason*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I have built a machine which tracks the location of everyone on these forum games.

[TenebrisNemo]

I got these trucks if you need 'em.

[Ali_Star]

Is there anyone else here that tucks their "member" between their legs and pretends they're a girl?

[TenebrisNemo]

I see what you did there. Here, have five bucks.

[Ali_Star]

*Backs away slowly, questioning Nemo's motive*

[TenebrisNemo]

Dana, my darling, I'm writing to you.
Cause your father passed away, it was a beautiful day
And I don't want to bother You anymore,
I used to hope you'd come back
But not anymore Dana.

My eyes might have betrayed me, but I have seen
Your picture on the cover of a filthy magazine
And I think my heart just cannot handle that
Dana, my darling, would be so bad.

[Ali_Star]

You can always bank on Nemo posting a song nobody knows (ie a song I don't know).

[NathanBros]

He likes to bark songs.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

After all, he is the famous canine bard.

[Ali_Star]

He should be in a psychiatric ward .

[TenebrisNemo]

"War is in me! I was the war!
And your prying brings back the suffering
No, please, don't start to cry...
I only pray you'll never know
The things I see every time I close my eyes
Angels still have faces"

What did you do in the war, dad, tell me
Why can't you smile when the children sing
Did the wages of war cut your soaring wings
And your soul is now torn, unlike mine
Do you fear yesterday will in someway,
Define the life of your child?

[Ali_Star]

"Hello good sir, what is the par for this hole?"
"We're playing tennis you muppet"
"Fore!"
"Wut"

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Anyone want a pear? It's freshly grown!