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[TenebrisNemo]

Must breathe oxygen.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Should I get a mutt or a dachshund?

[Ali_Star]

Whichever one comes with a mute function.

[TenebrisNemo]

*Plays the lute*

[Ali_Star]

Do you think I'm cute?

[TenebrisNemo]

Cut, cut, cut! This scene is going too quickly.

[Ali_Star]

Seems like you need a nice cup of coffee.

[TenebrisNemo]

That would definitely cheer me up.

[Ali_Star]

I wonder when ND will officially announce the sequel to The Last of Us?

[TenebrisNemo]

I do not know but I want to say tha- *Gets hit by a bus*

[Ali_Star]

Well that's a bit stupid, you should've been paying attent- *trips into a bush*

[TenebrisNemo]

Rush, medics! We need help!

[Ali_Star]

It was all a ruse! A RUSE I TELL YOU! MWUHAHAHA

[TenebrisNemo]

This rose is red
Fresh blood is too
I have a flesh wound
and I'm gonna bleed on you

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Here is my number
Come on, just dial it!

[Ali_Star]

Did you hear about that guy? The chap with the eye of the tiger? I here he finds fights rather thrilling. Always rises up to the challenge of his rivals.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I bet he rides on the coattails of other successful people.

[Ali_Star]

I bet he prides himself on that.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I wonder what the stock prices are today.

[Ali_Star]

I am a pices.