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[Ali_Star]

I'm slowly going bald.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's a bold claim, Ali. You could get targeted.

[Ali_Star]

i hav3 sold ten glass3s of l£monade today )))

[TenebrisNemo]

Solid Snake... is dead?

[Ali_Star]

He slid down a hill and dieded.

[TenebrisNemo]

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm not that hungry, White Castle employee. Can I just have one slider?

[TenebrisNemo]

Slides like these makes me want to become a child again.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

[TenebrisNemo]

Have you ever seen clear galaxy slime?

[Ali_Star]

That looks pretty cool, does it come in slim?

[TenebrisNemo]

Maybe if you slam it hard enough.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

[Ali_Star]

Is blam a real word? I'm not too sure. Clam definitely is.

[TenebrisNemo]

You will get this golden clamp if I get all the peanuts in the world.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I found a clump of eyeballs in the sewer. What should I do?

[Ali_Star]

I found a lump of coal in my stocking last Christmas.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

[Ali_Star]

How are you feeling this morning, have you got the hump?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Meanwhile, Ali hums a familiar tune...