One Letter Modifier

[TenebrisNemo]

Sing me some sad opera, buddy.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Stop using the same words!

[Ali_Star]

I'm suing you for picking difficult words to modify.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'll just swing over here, then.

[Ali_Star]

Bzzzzz, I'm a friendly bee. Don't worry, I won't sting you, I'm just here to satisfy my pollen addiction.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

There was a nasty stink coming from my bathroom thanks to my stupid cat.

[Ali_Star]

"Oh no, there's a scary lunatic chasing us, we should stick together", said nobody in any slasher movie ever.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You can't criticize them. I bet you would do the same if you were stuck in that universe.

[Ali_Star]

I would find a suitable weapon, tuck it down my trousers, and then surprise the killer when he/she/it gets close.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Is that a duck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

[Ali_Star]

There are a couple of naughty words I could change that to, but I better not push my luck.

[TenebrisNemo]

Lick my lollipop.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's a sick lollipop, dude!

[Ali_Star]

I'm wearing a silk dress.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why are you leaning on the window sill?

[TenebrisNemo]

Argh, I'm ill.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Does anyone care about my interests at all?

[TenebrisNemo]

Oh, look! A pretty ball!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Does anyone want to go with me to the mall?

[TenebrisNemo]

Call me if you survive.