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[Ali_Star]

I'm as calm as a cucumber.

[TenebrisNemo]

That's not the balm which Bob was looking for.

[Ali_Star]

Anybody fancy a pasty barm?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I found some in a barn, though I doubt you'll want it.

[TenebrisNemo]

Aren't you the person who started a fight in a bar?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It wasn't my fault, it was the bear!

[Ali_Star]

It wasn't my fault, it was the beer!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

How drunk have you been recently?

[TenebrisNemo]

What has been seen can not be unseen.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.

[Ali_Star]

Leek and potato soup.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Is it bad if my pipe should leak in this cold winter?

[TenebrisNemo]

Those kind of leaks are dangerous, my friend.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ducks have beaks. Pretty common knowledge, I hope.

[TenebrisNemo]

*Breaks the fourth wall.*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

The powder breads the chicken in preparation for cooking.

[Ali_Star]

*Finds out his brother in law is a drug kingpin. Treads lightly*

[TenebrisNemo]

*Reads newspaper while smoking a pipe.*

[Ali_Star]

Hi Nemo, I read that it was your birthday yesterday. How did it go?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Let's be real here. He doesn't care about you because you didn't attend his party.