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[TenebrisNemo]

It was amazing, I even saw a flying seal!

[Ali_Star]

I'm going to sell my business, how much are you willing to pay?

[TenebrisNemo]

Best I can do is one bell.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm afraid the bill is much higher than that, sir.

[Ali_Star]

What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster?

[TenebrisNemo]

Over the hills and far away,
for ten long years he'll count the days.
Over the mountains and the seas,
a prisoner's life for him there'll be.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make sure you take your pills before such an expansive journey, Nemo.

[Ali_Star]

And large piles of cash.

[TenebrisNemo]

So long! I will return with a pile of souvenirs and give some for you!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You wanna smoke a pipe, bro?

[TenebrisNemo]

Make it two pipes at once.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

A good cleaner wipes his face with a wash cloth every day.

[TenebrisNemo]

These wires are messed up.

[Ali_Star]

I would highly recommend The Wire to anyone that hasn't seen it.

[TenebrisNemo]

Your future wife would be proud of you.

[Ali_Star]

No one will ever marry me. I live a sad and lonely life.

[TenebrisNemo]

This file contains the information of how to reach a girl's heart.

[Ali_Star]

That's vile.

[TenebrisNemo]

Tile would be the right word.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Time! You must hand in your tests now. And yes, I only gave you five minutes. Problem?