One Letter Modifier

[TenebrisNemo]

Times are hard indeed.

[Ali_Star]

You timed that to perfection.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm tired, do you have a room where I can rest?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You've only been working for three seconds, Nemo! If you're going to be that lazy all the time, you're fired!

[TenebrisNemo]

Gah! But I was hired when this company was so small and young many years ago!

[Ali_Star]

We're going to "hire" a robot to replace you, sorry buddy.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately you found a hive of angry bees.

[TenebrisNemo]

I am the king of the bees so they let me live and be.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Do you love them so much that you'd marry them?

[TenebrisNemo]

The king of the bees only loves honey.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But since he has no opposable thumbs, he quite easily loses the honey.

[TenebrisNemo]

Since he eats all the honey instantly, he only has fat to lose.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That would be some serious weight loss.

[Ali_Star]

Merry Christmas my fellow forum game players, hope you all ate less than me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Oh, bless your soul, you're wishing us a merry Christmas.

[TenebrisNemo]

What a bliss.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I could tell there were little blips of joy in your post.

[TenebrisNemo]

*Checking out some gingerbreads after 25.12.*

I want to love you but I better not touch
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison

[koltonaugust•]

This is my first time posting in this game for a while. I can't afford any slips!

[TenebrisNemo]

*slaps hands*