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    I hope none of those cats you've bought have slashed ​at your face.
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    I threw comishguy67 down from the balcony into the swimming pool for changing the subject, and he splashed like a blue whale.

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    Water splashes everywhere, destroying my lawn chairs. Don't do that at my house!

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    Erm...I'm not even sure how I got in your house L1N3R1D3R, but...

    After DarkNobody throws me into the pool, all of your cats come outside and pull my unconscious body with their teeth onto the lawn, just a moment before I drown. They form a circle around me, while one cat with onyx fur and amber eyes climbs onto my chest and meows to the ancient cat goddess Meoushu. My body rattles away from unconsciousness at the loud crack of thunder that sounds as Meoushu appears above me, with a large glowing white aura surrounding her. She tells me she will heal my body to perfect health, only on the condition that I save one of her descendants, Lynxus, from the evil King Felinar, who has kidnapped her and trapped her somewhere underground. I reluctantly agree to the quest with a gentle nod, then Meoushu suddenly disappears.

    The onyx cat with amber eyes moves above my face, then stares intensely into my eyes. I quickly become entranced by them. She suddenly slashes my face with her claws, marking it with three scars. I wince in pain, then suddenly begin to convulse. My body becomes numb and my eyes disappear behind my head. The sky above me flashes blinding white light, then a bolt of lightning descends down and strikes my body, intensifying my convulsions and robbing me of consciousness. An hour later I awaken alone on your lawn, feeling strangely invigorated. I rise from the floor, vaguely check my surroundings, then move to the pool. I splash my face with its waters, feeling something strange as I touch my face. After the water settles and my reflection in the pool is clear, I gasp in sheer horror at the sight of my face covered in black and white fur, and my eyes the color of amber. I examine the rest of my body, and it too is covered in fur, along with large sharp claws extending from my fingers and toes. I suddenly hear a familiar voice break my confusion, warning me that I will remain this way until I save her descendant and that I will be able to find her by following her unique scent. I search my surroundings for the source of the voice, but find nothing. My violent emotions eventually settle, then I take a deep breathe and stoically accept the fate I have assigned myself with a solemn nod...

    Before I embark on my journey, I return to the balcony where I find DarkNobody laughing manically at his own heinous overreaction to my interjection. I pin him to the ground and snarl viciously at him, my razor sharp teeth inches away from his face. I tell him he must accompany me on this journey to save Lynxus, else he suffer a terrible fate. He frantically agrees, then I search the rest of house for L1N3R1D3R and gurren009, who, after some rather persuasive and aggressive rhetoric, also agree to accompany me on this journey. We then gather round in front of L1N3R1D3R's house. I sniff a big whiff of air and identify Lynxus scent. "North", I say, then, on my mark, we embark on our journey with conviction and determination.
    It's-a-me

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    The effort you spent on that post really clashes with your lack of participation in any other forum games.

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    Well, I can't really afford writing classes at the moment, so I've been practicing whenever and wherever I can.
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    Well, I can't really afford reading glasses at the moment, so I've been using Audible whenever and wherever I can.

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    As our journey begins, the grasses of the forest turn against us. They recognized my shoes, and remembered that I once stepped on them.

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    At this very moment, a terrorist gasses the forest, and you must run for your life.

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    A helicopter passes by, and it dropped some gas masks for us. Who is that helper is unknown.

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    Probably some posses of brave soldiers who are also fending off the terrorists.

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    The terrorists' bosses surround us soon after. This is the combat tutorial!

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    Fortunately I'm a pro gamer, so I bossed them around like it was nobody's business.
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    Then we got tossed into a divine realm by some paragon, who tells us what to do.

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    The paragon read "Corrupt Wishes" and knows that you now have toused hair, which it incorporates into its demands for you.

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    I doused my hair in gasoline, and when I lit the match, I become a burning man, whose hair never burns away. I burn for as long as the flames are kept alive.

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    Just now, Nemo douses his hair again to keep the flames burning.

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    At first I was shocked at how DarkNobody lit his hair on fire, then I remembered all the louses he caught whilst running through the forest and respected his courageous decision.
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    From what he told me, he loses his mind every time he does it. I don't know why he continues.

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    DarkNobody used to be a total loser. I'm glad he's found himself a hobby.

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