One Letter Modifier

[Remy]

I can only find lint in my pocket...

[TheUltraDeino]

Would you like a pint of milk?

[Protoraptor]

Phew. Typing so much makes me pant.

[Patofan]

Putting my pants is realy hard

[Protoraptor]

Really?

Maybe you've got ants in your pants.

[Xtrahuman]

Sometimes it's hard to resist my wants and needs, like itchy pants and pints of milk.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I can make your dreams come true with magic wands.

[Remy]

My sister winds the clock a little too tightly.

[Protoraptor]

Maybe she had too many fine wines.

[Ali_Star]

If I was a polygamist, I'd ask her to be one of my wives.

[Remy]

Would you take her to hear the crashing waves of the ocean?

[Apple2012]

Would you take her to hear the crashing waves of the ocean?

And see what's in the caves?

[Remy]

You shouldn't stop asking until she has caved.

[Apple2012]

You shouldn't stop asking until she has caved.

I should've cared about asking questions before it happens.

[Remy]

Maybe an index card full of questions will help.

[Apple2012]

If only I had a car.

[Protoraptor]

Maybe a cart will do?

[Apple2012]

Nope! I think it lost a part.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Let's throw a missing part party!

[Remy]

I guess we could get a little arty with the decorations.