One Letter Modifier

[Apple2012]

I haven't mastered the art of forum management.

[Patofan]

Have you mastered already the part about apples and safety?

[Apple2012]

I'm not sure, but I like to watch South Park. But not my pet apple. She doesn't like bad shows.

[Ali_Star]

Flippin eck! You guys are busy. You're certainly managed to perk this thread up a bit!

[Apple2012]

Flippin eck! You guys are busy. You're certainly managed to perk this thread up a bit!

What does that mean, and how are we perking up the thread?

I like to eat pork. This means ham, bacon, and sausage.

[Ali_Star]

What does that mean, and how are we perking up the thread?

Just because you're all perked up with perkyness, you perky so-and-so's.

Sometimes I can be a bit of a dork.

[Remy]

Being a dork in the dark could be dangerous.

[Apple2012]

Being a dork in the dark could be dangerous.

Yeah, because an apple could dart right through in the dark and hit the dork.

[Ali_Star]

If Isaac Newton wasn't sat under that tree, the apple would have gone straight into the dirt.

[Remy]

If the apple was a bomb, it would've been dire for Isaac Newton NOT to have been under the tree.

[Apple2012]

But it's not, so there will be no fire.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's means there's no fine for it.

[Remy]

If it ever happened, they'd never find me!

[Protoraptor]

You're just trying to wind us all up!

[Frenzie]

Well, that was clearly not kind!

[Remy]

Aw, but I'm just a kid at heart.

[FreeAim]

Kids these days...

[Ali_Star]

Lids these days...

[Remy]

There's nothing wrong with a few white lies.

[Ali_Star]

There's nothing wrong with a few .... erm..... white pies.