Anatidaephobia

[BasketSnake]

[gdn001]

That picture scares me...

[Hybrid]

Lol this post is full with win

[warlord_evil]

Advertisements - always appearing at the worst places at the right times.

[Eronninja13]

No ducks around me <_< .

[Marioface5]

I've seen it before, but it's still so awesome.

EDIT: I just realized from looking back at the picture of it I have saved that both pics are on the same page, but at different times!

[AgentBanana]

I remember one innocent morning where I decided to go to the park. It was a warm sunny day, the birds were singing and I was humming the tune of my favourite song.

But it all went terribily wrong.

As I skipped past the pond, I felt a strange force watching me. Lurking in the shadows. I turned around to no avail, I didn't see anything but the silent sway of the trees as the wind passed through its branches. "It couldn't be anything" I mumbled. I decided to get a coffee, so I turned and walked away. I couldn't shake off the feeling that somebody was watching me though. It felt quiet. Too quiet. And you know when they say that in movies its not going to turn out well.

I started to walk briskly, no, I started to jog. Faster and faster. Then I tripped through a concealed hedge and found something I will never forgot.

It was the rotting carcass of a ham sandwhich.

In terror, I turned around and was face to face with the most ugliest creature I have ever seen. The duck.

However he did not notice me as I fell into some mud which hid my prescence. It was as though the duck was looking through thermal/heat seeking vision. I narrowly escaped with just a few injuries, but the pyschological effect was much deeper.

[Yassen]

lol, you seriously gotta post that in the failblog.

[rtm223]

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

[gdn001]

lol, you seriously gotta post that in the failblog.

I already saw it there.

[OneEyedBanshee]

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

http://www.chacha.com/question/what-...e-aflac-mascot

[CyberSora]

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

And this is why you read.

[Yassen]

I don't get it.... The picture is of a goose

Read the text in the image and then look at the image of the ad in ther.

Basically the paragraph talks about the irrational fear of being watched by ducks/ geese/ etc.
And the ad's showing a duck/ goose (idk) looking at you.

Its ike showing an ad about spiders in an arachnophobia article m8.

[rtm223]

I did actually get it, I just didn't read as far as "all water fowl"

[gdn001]

Well this ad is more likely to scare you: