Dodge the Death Ray....

[ATMLVE]

I put out my palm straight in front of me. It hits my hand and dissinigrates.
I use my super-mega-giga-ultra-uber-destructive-awesome-pwnage-antimatter-klapatsoe-super-powerful-Mudkipz-power ray(newly installed with a hydrochloric acid laser-bullet coating!) on the person below me.

[wait wtf]

My hypno-toad used DEFLECT!
Hypno Toad used HYPER BEAM(that counts as a ray) which is going to be super affective

[gdn001]

Affective? I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
I dodge the affective ray and do a Haduken-style attack onto a random direction!

[iArekusu]

I use Reflega to reflect it to the next poster

[AA_BATTERY]

i disguise myself as the next next poster, therfore making the beam miss me altogether. I then fire a Laserinatormegaray 2000 in all directions.

[gdn001]

I hide behind an elephant, after creating two portals that direct the ray into another user!

[TheAffected]

I use Giant Laser Panels (like solar panels but they absorb lasers.) and use it to power and FIRE my LAZOR CANNON OF DEATH and FUFFLY BUNNIES!!!!!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I take out a small pocket mirror and reflect the beam back...

[AA_BATTERY]

But you did not reflect at me. I then fire a big laser from a boeing 747. Pew, its coming to your house!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I throw in Alec to absorb the beam.

I then fart a laser at the next poster...

[AA_BATTERY]

i disguise myself as the poster who posts after you, therfore rendering the laser useless. I then fire a billions of lasers at every point of the world except for my location.

[gdn001]

I quickly push AA_BATTERY out of his location the exact moment when he fires the lazors, then I fire a lazor gun at someone.