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    Granted, but the games you now play are Sonic 06 and Superman 64.

    I wish that L1N3R1D3R will have more time to play forum games now that he's graduated.

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    Granted, but then he gets stuck here forevermore.

    I wish I have the infinity gauntlet.

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    Granted, but now you don't feel so good.

    I wish my YouTube video weren't stuck at 2% uploaded.

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    Granted, but now it's stuck at 1% uploaded.

    I wish I was working a summer job.

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    Granted, but you get no money.

    I wish I can eat my cereals while I ride a bicycle.

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    Granted, but on the first day of doing so, you hit a tree and all the milk and cereal falls on your shirt.

    I wish a lot of game series that I played as a kid were still relevant today.

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    Granted, but they're remakes only, nothing actually new.

    I wish my llama can shoot lasers from its eyes while I play an electric guitar on its back.

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    Granted, but it accidentally shoots a laser through your heart, and you die an excruciating death.

    I wish Cartoon Network didn't always air Teen Titans Go 24/7...

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    Granted, now it airs commercials 24/7.

    I wish I can thrust a claymore into the heart of a dragon while good looking women watch me and get impressed.

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    Granted, but those women are actually impressed that the dragon survived the blow.

    I wish there weren't so many intolerant religious people.

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    Granted, but now everyone you know who weren't religious are all converted into various religions.

    I wish emulating PS1 games wasn't such a pain for me. (I don't have a friggin disk to burn the ISO on, you harlot!)

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    Granted, but now you must pay double the market price to initiate the download.

    I wish I could have access to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate right now.

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    Granted, but the game is unfinished and full of bugs because it wasn't ready yet.

    I wish I can kick people to the stomach while also maintaining a good balance and be able to flip away acrobatically afterward.

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    Granted, but a curse is place on you that states you have to have the other person kick you in the groin right after you've done whatever it is you're doing.

    I wish I didn't have to edit this post after realizing that I didn't make a corrupt wish.
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    Granted, but you still didn't make a corrupt wish, I was the one who corrupted the wish.

    I wish I didn't have to say the word "wish" as much in this forum game.

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    Granted, but now you say curse words a lot all the time, which causes some problems in your life.

    I wish the tricks of the evil devil do not affect me while I swiftly ride with my steed through the dark lands.

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    Granted, but the tricks of the goodly yet mischievous devil do affect you, and actually end up affecting you a lot worse.

    I wish I remembered to check back on this forum every now and then rather than just appearing for a few days every several months.

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    Granted, but now you constantly check LBPC every 5 minutes, which prevents you from doing your every-day tasks.

    I wish I had more time to play videogames.

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    Granted. You are shot in the spine and lose the use of your legs, leaving you plenty of time to play video games while in hospital or looking for a new job.

    I wish I was brave enough to go darker with that last corruption.

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    Granted, but it now happens to you instead.

    I wish I could sing Yakko's World and Wakko's America songs from memory without stumbling over the words.

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