Corrupt Wishes

[anoken]

Granted but it doesn't stay flat when you sit on it, so it suffocates you

I wish for telekinesis

[Ragnarok]

granted, but you can only read the minds of rocks which never think of anything interesting....

I wish for an Advanced Power Armor MkII

[gdn001]

Granted, but it gets confiscated by David Hasslehoff a.k.a JspOt because he wants one too.

I wish for a gene tonic that makes me get the best grade in every test!

[Ragnarok]

Granted but it will take effect when you graduate and wont need it anymore! :P

I wish for my own robot assistant!

[gdn001]

Granted, but you also get a pet that rolls on the floor and hugs you giving you GERMS!!!

I wish to live in Peanut Towers!

[Ragnarok]

granted, but the floors are made of peanut butter.

I wish for a nuclear warhead!

[gdn001]

Granted but you let it fall on the floor and it goes off.

I wish for a Harrier Jet!

[JspOt]

Granted, but David Hasslehoff takes it.
I wish for a custom title idea.

[gdn001]

Granted, but LBPC gets h4x3d and you get stuck forever with your current title!!!

I wish that my computer was immune to haxing!

[Ragnarok]

Granted but when becoming immune it wont be able to connect to internet and all the USB, CD, Floppy, and Flash drives had been disabled!

I wish for a GIANT DONUT!

[Cheddars]

Granted, but you drop the doughnut, and left it on the ground 5 seconds too long.

I wish for some cheese.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It's Swiss cheese. Guess where the holes came from?...

See this gun? *BANG*

I wish to see the ENTIRETY of CraftEarth burn.

[TheZimInvader]

EDIT: Sniped!
Heyyyy, shouldn't you be doing something, Outlaw?

Granted, but you burn along with it, 'cause you'll pay for what you did to my friends, and that entire city!


I wish that if someone puts all their heart and soul into creating a fantasy of their own, then the fantasy would become reality in another universe and you could choose to go there in the afterlife.

[gdn001]

Granted, but you have to do a choice: go there and never come back or stay on our little but nice universe. You choose to go there, but when you get there, your expectations aren't fulfilled, but you can't go back, so you get stuck forever in your little imaginative universe.

I wish for an IQ of 300!

[JspOt]

Granted, but you are now a zombie!
I wish for a sandwich.

[Cheddars]

Granted, but the sandwich has no cheese,
and everyone knows that it's not a sandwich unless it has some cheese in it.

I wish LittleBigPlanet2 was out.

[Tomeh999]

Granted but it is so buggy that when you play it, it explodes your PS3

I wish for a FREE chocolate bar that:
-Is not poisoned in any way
-Is not too big nor too small
-Cannot be melted or set on fire
-Is unbreakable
-Is delicious

[gdn001]

Granted, but you let it drop on the toilet.

I wish for a pair of googles that can dectect GERMS!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. The first thing you see is me. I then shoot you.

I wish that Rawk would STOP PELTIN' ME WITH PEANUTS!!!

[Benoas]

he does stop but everyone else starts to pelt you with them

I wish for the real world and LBP to become one!