Corrupt Wishes

[gdn001]

Granted, but you become a stupid piece of wood with a brain in it.

I wish for 3 cans of kerosene, 2 shells and 1 screw so I can make some incendiary ammo!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It self-ingites and burns your hands.

I wish fer some people to shoot.

[gdn001]

Granted. You shoot potato bags. With sackboy's head painted on them.

I wish for *radio static*!

[JspOt]

Granted, but you're now a radio.
I wish for pi.

[gdn001]

Granted, but you must keep loading it forever, because the file size is INFINITE!

I wish for a new gun.

[TheZimInvader]

Granted, but Outlaw steals it and kills you with it.

I wish for Outlaw to be behind bars.

[gdn001]

Granted, but being a jail-breaking expert, he gets out on 35.16 seconds using only a quarter, his hat and half a banana peel.

I wish for a scooter that runs at moderate speed! (around 20 km/h)

[TheZimInvader]

Granted, but the brakes are broken.

I wish for a Wacom Intuos4 Medium tablet.

[Ragnarok]

Granted, but its missing the pen

I wish for an assault electron cannon! >: )

[Jedi_1993]

Granted but it explodes in your face.

I wish I had a real lightsaber!

[TheZimInvader]

(that would probably happen if I did get one)

Granted, but that also means everything in the Star Wars universe is real, so Darth Vader tracks you down and strangles you with the force.

I wish I had a remote control that could rewind, pause, play, and fast forward time - A very reliable one that will never break in any way or get stuck.

[mrlittlelegs]

Granted, but it runs out of batteries very quickly.



I wish my level would make itself, without any assistance.

[Captain]

Granted, but the level is a hotel bomb survival.

I wish I got an LBP2 Beta code from the contest I entered. (PLEEZ!)

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. But since you sniped me, you recieve an automatic death sentence... which starts now. *shoots Captain*

I wish for some rope, a tree, and three stooges to hang from it.

[AA_BATTERY]

Granted, but then you become the new Rocksauron----

I wish for no ads on the forum....

[Ragnarok]

Granted but now the Ads pop up on your desktop!

I wish for a stealth device!

[JspOt]

Granted, but it only works on mice!
I wish for a coconut.
Not to drink, just to smash it.

[gdn001]

Granted, but it is unbreakable.

I wish for a fully-loaded AR-15 assault rifle!

[Ragnarok]

Granted but is made of cheap polystyrene.

I wish for a hovering assault tank!

[mrlittlelegs]

Granted but it hovers too high to get on and eventually hovers to space then it is controlled by aliens, so they take over the whole world.


I wish my Batman level will be awesome.