Corrupt Wishes

[Ragnarok]

granted, but in 5 hours the world ends, so there's no case. (And Im happy because its the apocalypse! yay!)

I wish for a new nuclear cell for my power suit to survive the apocalypse!

[JspOt]

Granted, but you get arrested for smuggling uranium.
I wish for hot wings!

[TheZimInvader]

Granted, but they're so hot that your tongue disintegrates into a pile of smoldering ash.

[gdn001]

Granted, but they're so hot that your tongue disintegrates into a pile of smoldering ash.

Girl you forgot to make a wish!!! Now you must wait 10.000 years until the Emerald Half Beta shooting star passes near the Earth's orbit again!!!

I wish for an spaceship with infinite fuel!

[Coconuts]

Granted but it won't beat Millenium Falcon.

I wish for Candlejack.

[JspOt]

Granted but it EXPLODES
I wish to do a barrel roll!

[TheZimInvader]

Granted, but you barrel roll right into a mountain made of explosives.

I wish I could get my schoolwork done at the speed of light!

[gdn001]

Granted but you did it pretty badly.

I wish I could draw as good as Zim Da Vinci!

[Lgjoka2002]

GRANTED but your artwork came to life and killed its creator (you)
i wish for my friends to stop telling be how i got the lbp2 beta.

[Ragnarok]

granted, but then you get kicked out of the beta!

I wish for a PhD in medicine!

[JspOt]

Granted, but all sicknesses are gone and never come back the second you get it, making it useless.
I wish for instructions on how to press Z or R twice!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but your controller is missing it's R button, and the Z button has been Shoop Da Whooped.

I wish I was rich.

[JspOt]

Granted, but your money catches fire.
I wish for TCW3 to start!

[AA_BATTERY]

Granted, but you are killed in the first post.

I wish for another wish!! YAY!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but the wish is being granted by a witch, and backfires.

I wish I had a mansion.

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but it isnt yours and you get put in jail for suspected robbing a mansion.

i wish that i had black opp right now and no one can try to corrupt it or else i wish for your wish to not exist.
yh its confusing.

[Super_Dork_42]

Granted but it's not the game, its a real black ops team and they kill you.
I wish I had a perfect PS3 right now, with no problems that would interfere with my playing LBP or LBP2 when it comes out.

[JspOt]

Granted, but an Xbox gets jealous and destroys it.
I wish for coffee.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but it is from the year 1920.

I wish.

[Ragnarok]

Granted, but you cant talk so you cant wish :P

I wish for a magic pudding!