Corrupt Wishes

[anoken]

Granted but Media Molecule finds you and you die

I wish for more people in my bubble contest..

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but you get so many people entering that you cant judge them all and the ones that you didn't see protest and start a mob.

i wish i knew the problem for why my lbp1 disk dosnt work anymore.(im serious if anyone can figure it out go to this link http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/sho...773#post710773)

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted. I posted an unlikley response =p

i wish this wish will get eaten

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but it gets thrown due to it tasting like crap.

i wish for the power to control time and a monkey :3

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted! but the monkey stole your time control and went to the dinosaurs!

I wish for a bad wish

[Black265]

Granted, mysterious people kidnap you, chain you to a chair, and force you to watch re-runs of The Twilight Zone. Then you discover that the people are actually different "you"s. There is a future you, a past you, a you 10 minutes from now, and a you from a different dimension. Then as you finish watching the final epsiode of The Twilight Zone, you realize the The Twilight Zone isn't such a bad show after all, it's actually pretty good (no really, it is.) and they kidnapped you for a good reason: you are not the "you" you think you are. You are a "you" that belongs to a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. A place between light and shadow, it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge, it is an area as vast as space, and as timeless as infinity. You realize that you are a "you" that belongs to:

The Twilight Zone.

I wish for a complete collection of all the episodes of The Twilight Zone!

[anoken]

granted but you use a key, and you unlock a door to imagination
Beyond it is another dimension
A dimension of sight
A dimension of sound
A dimension of mind

You're moving through a land of both shadow and substance
Of things and ideas
Guiding you through this wondrous journey
Is the hypnotic sound of the twilight tone.

--And then you die

I wish for 200 more pages of corrupt wishes

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but it gets locked >:P

i wish i wento n a journey to save the earth from aliens!

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted! but to save earth, you had to sacrifise yourself, so you die

i wish that "Rock Paper Scissors- Picture Edition" thread is still alive D:

[LWBear2]

Granted, but it failed... again

I wish I had waffles!

[Black265]

Granted, but they are resistant to toasters, microwaves, stoves, ovens and anything else that might heat up the waffles.
I wish Sony would finish making the PSP 2 by 2011.
(The PSP 2 might mean LBP PSP 2 is a possibility)

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but all of the psp2s were solar powered and yours had a minor problem and it exploded and you had no warranty.

i wish the lbp2 demo was never gonna happened.(yupp an evil wish >: D)

[TheUltraDeino]

granted! lbp2 never happend.

i wish the user above me corrupts my wish

[Black265]

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Recieving wish description...
Processing wish description....
Wish description processed!
Wish description: I wish the user above me corrupts my wish.
Attempting to grant wish.....
NOTIFICATION: After-effects of "Wish granting disorder virus" taking effect on wish granting abilities.
NOTIFICATION: "Wish granting disorder virus" renamed to "Wish granting corruption virus". Notification brought to you by Black265's imaginary evil clone's Black265's imaginary evil clone's Darkness Pizza. Find your inner Darkness!
Note from Black265's imaginary evil clone: As long as this Corrupt Wishes thread is alive, this is where I'll be doing my activities.
Corrupting wish......
Corruption completed!
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Lgjoka2002 is offline right now, I'll take over for him. Granted, but I corrupted your wish due to Lgjoka2002's status as offline. I wish another planet entered our Solar System, and that it wasn't gonna crash into Earth or the Sun.

[alex_owen]

granted but aliens come from that planet and kill everybody!


I wish it that nothing bad would happen

[Black265]

Granted, nothing bad happens for 1 minute.
I wish the former president of the U.S.A. John Fitzgerald Kennedy was still alive.

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted! you aren't really thrilled about the paperwork though....

I wish someone would beat my post at Rock Paper Scissors - Picture Edition
(yes, i want that thread still alive)

[Tomeh999]

Granted but the person makes their post unbeatable by using a force greater than rock, paper and scisor combined...
The person used... Chuck Norris. After that happened nobody could beat it. The post took over LBPC, and everybody using this site died.

I wish this thread was locked and everyone who has posted in it besides me died!

[TheUltraDeino]

Granted! but it turns out everyone in the world posted in this thread, so you die a lonley death.

i wish someone would just post at Rock Paper Scissors - Picture Edi- *shot*

[Black265]

Granted, but you got shot, then died. So someone posted in the thread, but you died before you could see the post.
I wish Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fought once again, and this time, Chuck would win!

Chuck Norris wins!

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!
Brutality!