Corrupt Wishes

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't kill Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee sees the post you made on this thread. He then hunts you down and kills you.

I wish I was invisible, invincible, overpowered, immortal, and eternal!

[wolverine_2008]

granted but no one loves you.

I wish people on LBPC were nicer.

[TheUltraDeino]

granted, but they are SO nice, they are annoying.

i wish for a meteor to crash into the moon

[Lgjoka2002]

Granted but a piece of the moon falls on you house and kills your entire family.

i wish that a magical banana gave me super powers to save the earth from the guy that corrupts this wish and he dies!!!

[TheUltraDeino]

granted! but the power was to turn into a banana and get stuck in banana form forever

i wish that the user bellow gets shot

[Black265]

Granted, it doesn't destroy the Moon just breaks a little chunk of it off, the meteor pieces fly off towards space, while the Moon drifts away from the Earth. The Moon drifts and drifts away until it is caught by another planet: Venus. Venus now has a moon orbiting it, Earth has lost the only one it had. The absence of the moon causes Earth's tilting is now screwed up. (tilting the northern hemisphere towards the Sun creates Summer, while the lower hemisphere is away from the Sun, creating winter)
Earth's tilting is so screwed up that it tilts so far the North Pole is actually towards the Sun, while the South Pole faces away from the Sun. And it doesn't switch to the South Pole facing the Sun while North Pole is away in the usual time it takes to switch from Summer to Winter, Winter to Summer. It takes at least 3 times as long to switch from the North Pole towards Sun to North Pole away, South Pole towards Sun to South Pole away!
Depending on which Pole is facing the Sun, it is too close to the Sun that it will become a scorching desert, while the other Pole and every other part of the world will become a frozen wasteland.
Earth is dead.

(EDIT: I've been sniped! My corruption was towards ultralucario64's wish: I wish for a meteor to crash into the Moon.
I'll just corrupt the ultralucario's new wish. But please take the time to read the long corruption above)

Granted, but it was you that shot me, so you have to go to jail for life for shooting someone.
I wish Administrator ConfusedCartman could have more spare time to interact with us.
(Not that there's anything wrong with him not interacting with us, he has a busy life. I just wish he could have more time to interact with us)

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but he has so much spare time (and coffee...) that he posts in every thread once per minute. The site becomes filled with double (triple, etc.) posts from CC. Everybody gets upset and forms a team to stop CC. They know they cannot do this over the interwebz because you won't be able to see anybody's post. Everybody meets up at CC's house (don't know how anybody knows where he lives) and beats him up. He ends up dying because that is a lot of people beating him. After the admin died the site was destroyed along with the MM studio. It seemed like the site was connected to CC's life, and a bomb in the MM studio was connected to the site. As soon as CC died the MM studio blew up killing everybody within (Note: This was during working hours). Now LBP 2, and any LBP game in the future will not be released. All the LBP fansites become depressed places, and those disappear too. The End

I wish I fought God, Satan, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee at the same time... and I win!

[Black265]

Granted, you would win, but later they were discussing their losses when they realized they lost because they didn't get along well. So then, on a rematch they all worked together and focused all their energies on defeating you. You fought well against the four, and it seem as though victory was at hand once more, but the combined might of God, Satan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee proved to be overwhelming. You have been defeated, but they all spared your life. So you came home and spent the rest of your life remembering these events.

I wish I came up with a good story to use in my Virus Zone 3 level, which I'll publish in LBP 2.

[Lgjoka2002]

Granted, you would win, but later they were discussing their losses when they realized they lost because they didn't get along well. So then, on a rematch they all worked together and focused all their energies on defeating you. You fought well against the four, and it seem as though victory was at hand once more, but the combined might of God, Satan, Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee proved to be overwhelming. You have been defeated, but they all spared your life. So you came home and spent the rest of your life remembering these events.

I wish I came up with a good story to use in my Virus Zone 3 level, which I'll publish in LBP 2.

granted but you copied the story off of someone famous in lbp and people hated you for it >: D

I wish I FLEW INTO THE SUN AND BURNED!!!CORRUPT THAT!

[Tomeh999]

Granted, you flew into the sun and burned. The burns were severe, disabling your movement, but you lived. You lived the rest of your life extremely horrible. Dying slowly, but painfully.

I wish I had another rematch with God, Satan, Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee. This time I would have intense training to beat their new combined power. I win the rematch and spare their lives.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. Unfortunately you wake up from your dream and get a can of whup-*** from Gandhi.

I wish I could start me new forum PRG...

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but nobody joins. Because of this you kill yourself.

(BTW You probably can start it, and I would be will to join!)

I wish that Outlaw-Jack gave me one of his guns and we went on a rampage, killing everything but each other, and nobody went behind anybody's back so we NEVER killed each other!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. But SOMEONE ELSE kills me, and thus my story-arc begins...

I wish I had an idea of what to do with all of the chocolate I got.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but your idea is to eat it! You eat so much you die!

I wish after Outlaw died I resurrected him and we continued our rampage!

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but he becomes a zombies bites you then you become a zombie and i headshot both of you with a shotgun.

i wish if a zombie apocalypse were to happen i would be immune and have the powers of a SUPA SAYAN!!!

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but you can only go to Super Sayan Form 1.
The zombies of Outlaw and I are so strong that one of us can kill a Super Sayan at Form 4 with our legs chopped off and both arms tied behind our backs!
Even without our heads we still kick your butt! We end up killing you, but you don't become a zombie. We start a zombie revolution and take over the world!

I wish that Outlaw and I become the leaders of the Zombie World!

[TheUltraDeino]

granted! but the zombies come and start rejecting you

I wish i was stuck in a L4D world which i can go out anytime, and i have unlimited lives in that world.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. But everytime you're revived, you have that strong, potent smell of "rotting flesh"... a zombie's favorite.

I wish us zombies had moar rights!!

[Tomeh999]

Granted, soon the we zombies get good enough rights and start taking over the world. We try to take over other planets but we fail. Now the humans are trying to take over and get rid of our rights... again.

I wish instead of humans trying to survive against zombies, it was the other way around. And we zombies always win!

[TheUltraDeino]

granted! but without humans, one of the zombies accidently turns off the nukes, and all the zombies die.

i wish for no more zombie-related wishes