Corrupt Wishes

[Super_Dork_42]

It's built in the kitchen, but the fryer heat melts all the chocolate AND since it is in the kitchen, where only employees are allowed, it goes out of business.
I wish the infinite loading glitch gets fixed now, not later. And that nothing bad happens to stop me from playing LBP2.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but you get bored with it, and then want to play something else... Then you get sniped by a ninja...

I wish I could go back home

[Coconuts]

Granted, but your parents ain't home.

I wish for rocket-powered wheelchair.

[Pookachoo]

Granted, but the thrusters are too strong and instead of levitating up the up the stairs you get launched through the roof.

I wish for an alien to bring me cakes from outer space.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but the cake is A LIE.

I wish for a corrupt wish.

[Pookachoo]

I hate it when cakes lie!
Talking of corruption...
I wish LittleBigPartner would disappear, taking corporate advertising out of LBP and restoring integrity to MM. (This wish aught to get a fiery response!)

[TheGoldenWing]

granted, but a new LBP advertising company comes up.
i wish that LBP2 didnt freeze very much.

[TERMINATOR-5050]

Granted, but instead of LBP2 getting freezed.
You'll get freezed and wake up in the year 3011 XD

I wish that I have the best PC in the world!

[Coconuts]

Granted, but It still can't run Crysis.

I wish for an ability to do Falcon Punch.

[biorogue]

Granted, but It still can't run Crysis.

I wish for an ability to do Falcon Punch.

Granted but your hair catches on fire each time you do. ( nice F-zero reference)

I wish my wife wouldn't give me the "evil eye" every time I play LBP

[Pookachoo]

Granted.
But then she comes to love the game, steals it from you, and hogs it all the time. Then you and my husband form a support group for men whose wives have stolen their video games.

I wish for a real cakenator, right in my kitchen.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, but you´re allergic to Von Battysphere´s Jelly.

I wish I wasn´t raining at torrents outside...

[Bladed_Thesis]

Granted, but instead of raining torrents it is now raining hornets...your gonna need a new unbrella...

I wish I could understand why people dont like puns anymore...

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but now people love puns, and overuse them, and you get tired of them.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[Super_Clone]

Granted, but you're a fish infected with the Naux glitch, so you drown!

I wish that harm done by any wishes will be permanently undone and that any future harm is permanently prevented! Oh yea, and that nothing corrupt can come of this or any other wishes or events

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but nothing happens afterwards. Plus Mm patched the Naux glitch

I wish Nintendo would buy Rareware back from Micro$oft so Rare can make bloody good games again.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but Chuck Norris will show up and destroy your wish with his roundhouse kick.

I wish for a bionic arm.

[Lgjoka2002]

Granted, but Chuck Norris will show up and destroy your wish with his roundhouse kick.

I wish for a bionic arm.

Granted but it has a mind of its own and kills you.

I wish for a lawyer to uncorrupt this wish.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but it costs you a load of money.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Granted. But, You forget right away what it was and it bugs you not remembering what it was for all time to come.

I wish for a happy rainbow colored Clown to be king.