Corrupt Wishes

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but clowns are evil. And this clow is It.

I wish I could make a wish.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I could make a wish.

Granted. but they never will come true no matter how many you make.

I Wish the earth would turn in to an apple.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but then I eat it.

I wish to end world hunger.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish to end world hunger.

Granted, but this is because everyone is now dead.

I wish, for an flying pirate ship.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted. But it's the Buccaneer, and it's captained by Admiral Razorbeard and his bloodthirsty horde of robo-pirates... and your now a slave onboard.

I wish to revive everyone on Earth.

[claptonfann]

Granted, but now everyone got infected and became zombies :U

I wish it was easier for us to visit other planets (ones without killer aliens or toxic conditions)

[Kern•]

Granted, But you end up in a faulty cryosleep capsule

I wish I had Vegan Superpowers

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You are now Jewish against your own will.

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for the ability to shoot lasers... from my butt.

Granted. But the lasers only make people sing annoying Disney songs when hit.

I wish for a herd of Penguins that can do the Hokey pokey~

[thecatreturns123]

You are trampled painfully to death by dancing penguins.

I wish to be able to move lamps with my mind.

[iArekusu]

Granted. When you try to move lamps with your mind, they fly against your face. Ouch!
I wish I could have an Minecraft premium account.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. The entry fee is $159.99, and the following payments are $79.99 a month. In short, you get so deep into debt that you become an indentured servant for the company.

I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish it'd stop raining. ;_;

Granted. But now it's snowing.
I wish We all became ponies from (my little ponies) LOLz~

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You're the dead one. (Oh, and thanks for jinxing me- it IS gonna snow here after all O_o)

I wish I don't die too early in LBPC Mafia...

[thecatreturns123]

You never die and spend your entire life playing it.

I wish to live in space.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

You drift and float around aimlessly. Never talking to anyone, thing, or something. The sun then grabs you by its gravitational pull and a small puff of smoke appears.

I wish I knew what everyone was thinking.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. Now you can't get their perverted thoughts out of your head.

I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish it didn't snow here... 'cuz I'm freezing my *** off.

Granted. but now it's raining again, and will do so everyday for a month.

i wish i was not the "dead pony"

[thecatreturns123]

You are the leprosy pony.

I wish for more ice cream for orphans.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for more ice cream for orphans.

Granted. But these orphans are vampires, and the ice cream is made with your blood.

i wish i was a not dead, not dieing, not sick, healthy Pony. >:'C