Corrupt Wishes

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Wish granted, but soon scientists find you out and do experiments on you; trying to find out how you're alive.

I wish Fume (The person that owns the account that posted the 1 post above this post) could never ever ever, in any circumstance, wish to be a pony in any way unless I say otherwise!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >:-D

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish Fume (The person that owns the account that posted the 1 post above this post) could never ever ever, in any circumstance, wish to be a pony in any way unless I say otherwise!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA >:-D

granted. because,
I wish i was a 300 foot tall all powerful dragon overlord and your all my loyal minions.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but 301 foot tall all powerful tiger foils your evil plans.

I wish for an ability to create LBP levels in my head in split-second and publish those levels in LBP2.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of every terrible level in the game.

I wish I had the fastest internet in the world.

[thecatreturns123]

it breaks the speed of light and you inadvertently end the universe.

I wish to photosynthesise.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted. You'll now get skin cancer 100 times faster than normal.

I wish they made an anime of Scott Pilgrim.

[Kern•]

Granted You make it and it sucks so bad you get trolled by everyone,

I wish i could edit my own genes

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish i could edit my own genes

Granted. you edit your genes and turn your self in to a mindless blob by mistake.
I wish for a Evil Taco~

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted.......The Taco enslaves everyone including you, and the world is being controlled by a legion of Tacos.

I wish for a crime fighting burrito.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but it's not tasty.

I wish for an air hockey table.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted. A delivery truck comes to your home and drops off a package. You open the package and inside is a graph of air hockey table sales.

I wish I had a billion real dollars that in no way negatively affected me or anyone else.

[Fang]

Granted, but they drop it on your house, the weight of a billion dollars crushing it.

I wish I could cast the spell Ultima.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but they drop it on your house, the weight of a billion dollars crushing it.

YAY. I just buy a bigger house anyways.

I wish I could cast the spell Ultima.

Granted. You now have Ultima in whatever version of Final Fantasy you play.

[Fang]

...your wish must be to wish for nothing. All your stuff now disappears.

I wish for a flying whale.

[Super_Dork_42]

I wish to be a male pony.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted. You have switched bodies with a pony. Coincidentally, you are also a pony that has been sent to the glue factory..... O.O

I wish my last wish was to never go poor.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, your last wish was to never be poor, but Fang still corrupts it :P

I wish for permanent world peace, 0% crime rates, and everybody lives great lives....
And then I murder them all. Nobody stops me, and I get no injuries.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then a warm hole opens up due to you creating a paradox.

I wish no one else could grant wishes but me! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Fang]

Granted, but a rebel army led by angry birds sticks a controllinator in your brain, brainwashing you to grant the wish of allowing anyone grant wishes again.

I wish that I could find and wield Excalibur.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but you aren't going to be able to do much with a plastic sword.

I wish for a magic banana.