Corrupt Wishes

[Fang]

Granted, but it comes alive and then bananas become the dominant species of Earth just like that Courage the Cowardly Dog episode....


I wish for a wish that I can wish for a wish for a wish.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted..... You are now dead. The wish that was wished by the wish that wished for you to have a wish that made a wish was for you to be dead.

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Fang]

Granted, the wish you thought of was to be able to fly towards the sun.

I wish for a Phoenix Down.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Wish granted. A giant phoenix crashes into the earth and esplodes everybodies!!!!!!!! MUHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! (Mispellings and all) And I know what a PD is.

I wish I could live forever.

[Fang]

Granted, but the only way to do that is to turn you into a zombie, so you are.

I wish some more people will come in here! >.<

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but they are all Twilight and Justin Bieber fans.
I wish Nintendo made a Zelda game about what happened to Navi.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but her constant "HEY!" annoys one person who ends up going on a killing spree. His calling card is saying "HEY!" before he kills you. XD

I wish they would start making good Zelda games for the PS3.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but Link is no longer the main character - Sackboy is.

I wish Sackbots could go in water.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Wish granted. Not only do they die when touching water, but your system gets the YLOD.

I wish we could have a first person mode in LBP2 that wouldn't cause any problems.

[booXely]

Wish granted, but they soon build a strategic underwater base and enslave the sackboy race.

I wish I had more hearts on LBP.

SNIPED: Wish granted, but then the 2.5D support must go with the arrival of first person.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[biorogue]

granted, but by the time you do the genie had become bored and left

I wish I could teleport through time and space

[Fang]

Granted, but then you get sent to the afterlife dimension.

I wish I had the skills of a musical genius...

[Devious_Oatmeal]

granted, but by the time you do the genie had become bored and left

I wish I could teleport through time and space

Granted. A black hole opens up and sucks in everybody.

Wish granted, but they soon build a strategic underwater base and enslave the sackboy race.

I wish I had more hearts on LBP.

SNIPED: Wish granted, but then the 2.5D support must go with the arrival of first person.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

AWE... BOOOOOOO. I wish you got the post before me. Your granting was better. The wind messed with my trajectory.

LOL. XD OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I've been shot. Good bye cruel world.

Granted, but then you get sent to the afterlife dimension.

I wish I had the skills of a musical genius...

Granted, but only you see yourself as a genius, making everyone else go death.

I wish I had the power to duplicate myself.

[Fang]

...you're wishing for nothing again. You lose your stuff AGAIN.

I wish my last wish was granted.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

There's a wish there.

[BloodShot9001]

Wish granted, but your duplicate kills you and the duplicate can no longer duplicate cause YOU had the duplicating power.
I wish I could be Deadpool, the Marvel character FROM THE COMICS (as in not from the movie)!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Wish granted, but your duplicate kills you and the duplicate can no longer duplicate cause YOU had the duplicating power.
I wish I could be Deadpool, the Marvel character FROM THE COMICS (as in not from the movie)!

But if it was a duplicate of me, wouldn't he still have the power? :P

Wish granted, you no longer can control yourself due to all the different things happening to you. You go crazy and start killing.

I wish I had an endless supply of non-perishable burgers and I chose when to eat them.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but the burgers were soooooo delicious you couldn't help but take one after another, thus causing you to get fat and explode of Extreme Burger Ingestion.

I wish I was allowed to plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, you can now plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.

I wish I knew the funniest joke.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, you can now plan the plan to plan all plans of planning plans that plan themselves using other plans.

I wish I knew the funniest joke.

Granted, you knew the funniest joke. But you already heard it, so it wasn't that funny any more.
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.