Corrupt Wishes

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but since you happen to be looking at a reflective screen, you accidentally cast the wish onto yourself. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I wish LBPC was made into the home page for LBP.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but since you happen to be looking at a reflective screen, you accidentally cast the wish onto yourself. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I wish LBPC was made into the home page for LBP.

Granted, but now we can't get to our levels on our moons because the homepage is now LBPC.
I wash... uh, I mean... I with... or... what the... oh no, I can't make a wish!! Well, I know what to do...
I request that my old wish was undone!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Request denied!!! Your genie sees no reason to grant wishes for you now.

I wish everybody could grant wishes again.

[BloodShot9001]

Wish granted (yay), but now every Twilight fan is wishing to be married to either Edward or Jacob, causing mass hysteria everywhere as to who is married to who... **** Twilight fans...
I wish LBP created the next big creator/level pack (like MGS or Pirates which came with expansions).

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it's the Justin Beiber Fan Pack!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!

I wish I had the powers of a Alchemist (From Full-metal Alchemist) and knew how to use the powers.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but it's the Justin Beiber Fan Pack!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!!!

I wish I had the powers of a Alchemist (From Full-metal Alchemist) and knew how to use the powers.

Granted, but due to your urge for power, you eventually try to transmute a dead body into a real person, but in turn lose your arm and your loved one! Nice job, commiting the deepest taboo of alchemy.
I wish I could forever be with Vic Mignogna (which is big since I'm not *** XD).

(BTW I love FMA! I like Brotherhood more so than the original, but both are AWESOME!!)

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Wish granted. But soon he makes some...."advances" on you.....Let's just say, you've been missing for a year now..... XD

I wish my PS3 would never break down.

[BloodShot9001]

Wish granted. But soon he makes some...."advances" on you.....Let's just say, you've been missing for a year now..... XD

I wish my PS3 would never break down.

Trust me, I'd like it if Vic kept me for a year -_^ XD
-ahem- anyways... Granted, but your PS3 breaks UP after.
I wish Movie Cameras worked the way I want them to.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Trust me, I'd like it if Vic kept me for a year -_^ XD

Oh, did I mention they found your severed arm a few miles from his house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Granted, but every time you try to mess with a camera, your PS3 gets the YLOD from all the lagggggg......

I wish I had a light saber that couldn't harm me or anyone I didn't want to hurt.

[BloodShot9001]

Oh, did I mention they found your severed arm a few miles from his house? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Granted, but every time you try to mess with a camera, your PS3 gets the YLOD from all the lagggggg......

I wish I had a light saber that couldn't harm me or anyone I didn't want to hurt.

Granted, but you don't have the batteries and such to power such a futuristic and complex device... wait, it was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away >.> Well, complex stands on it's own.
I wish bacon lasted forever

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, now bacon is never digested and stays inside of you for all eternity!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish I owned a crime fighting ferret.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, now bacon is never digested and stays inside of you for all eternity!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I wish I owned a crime fighting ferret.

Granted, but it beats you up since it considers you a villain.
I wish you wouldn't make a wish.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Did you just make it where you can't make a wish again? (It was granted and that's a rhetorical question)

I wish I had the real holy grail.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, you tried to drink from it, but it dissolved in the liquid

I wish that we lived in a mirrored universe, where this game isn't Corrupt wishes, it's Grant Wishes

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted. Your new name is 666Hemot and in this new universe you wished that this thread was Corrupt wishes and so an infinite paradox occurs. Thus no one ever getting wishes corrupted or granted.

I wish I had a real pair of grabinators. Able to lift anything I wanted.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but after a few uses they malfunctioned. It also happened that at this time you were showing off, and you were carrying the CN Tower. You were then crushed by the building and we all lived happily ever after.

I wish this was a

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but now your wish says, "I wish this was a." So, yet again, you have created a paradox.

I wish I had an endless supply of spaghetti!!!

[Lgjoka2002]

granted but it goes to your thighs and then you blow up...

i wish i wasn't wanted all over the world!!!

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, now no one wants you. Not much corruption needed there.
I wish 2012 WAS actually the end of the world.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but since you started the apocalypse soo early, you're the only one that's left... Along with the murderers and convicts of the like.

I wish I could control water.