Corrupt Wishes

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you control all water around you at once, so you are now moving all the water and blood inside your system and therefore PROBABLY killing yourself. (I say probably because by chance if you were super crazy slow you COULD not do harm to yourself... but the chances of that are like, 1 to one billion.)
I wish Metroid Other M's story AND vocie acting was better.

[iArekusu]

Granted! The game's story and VA improved. However, for some reason, it tends to crash all the time... too bad. You can't even play it.

I wish Earthbound was finally released on the Virtual Console thing for the Wii.

[nysudyrgh]

it does but then a crazy inventor bombs all the stores
who sell it

i wish i had such a cool sackboy doll

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but a dog came and ripped it into pieces

I wish I had one Taco, that is not altered in any way from all regular tacos.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I had one Taco, that is not altered in any way from all regular tacos.

Granted, But the same Dog comes and eats it from yo hand.

I wish for a Prinny as my minion~

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then it jumps off a cliff trying to fly...

I wish I had that dog that kept eating everyone's stuff and it never ate my stuff.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but then it jumps off a cliff trying to fly...

I wish I had that dog that kept eating everyone's stuff and it never ate my stuff.

Granted, but the prinny falls just next to the dog and explodes. (DISGAEA FTW, DOOD!!! =D)

I wish I could be the 39th Defender of Earth!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then the 40th defender takes your place.

I wish I could do any puzzle I wanted.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but having sex with puzzles is wierd, especially if they get pregneant.
I wish I could solve any puzzles I want.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, now you can solve any puzzle you want.

I wish you never wanted any puzzles ever again and this wish could only be reversed by my own free will that doesn't come from magic. Muha... MUHAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHA.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, now you can solve any puzzle you want.

I wish you never wanted any puzzles ever again and this wish could only be reversed by my own free will that doesn't come from magic. Muha... MUHAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHA.

Granted, but I never wanted any puzzles anyways, so it's kind of redundant.
I wish the next creator pack is AWESOME for LBP2.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it was just named AWESOME, and it too had nothing but Justin Beiber stuffs again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!??!

I wish I could shoot yogurt out my armpits. <(^w^<)

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but it was just named AWESOME, and it too had nothing but Justin Beiber stuffs again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!??!

I wish I could shoot yogurt out my armpits. <(^w^<)

Calm down Billy >.>
Granted, but it shoots out uncontrollably, drowning everyone in yogurt. Gross.
I wish Justin Bieber died.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted...... That is all.

I wish I had all the pokemon in the world!!!

[iArekusu]

Granted. Now you have all Pokémon in the world. Too bad that the Pokéballs aren't really compact as of now... Where do you want to store them?

I wish I'd wish something.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but that wish you wished for was used to wish that last wish.

I wish I knew how to make a drop down list in this quick reply.

[iArekusu]

Granted. Look, it's here... I think. Or maybe not. I don't know.

I wish my dad wouldn't annoy me all the time.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then your mom sees your dad got lazy and starts beating you instead.

I wish I never had to pay for main course food at restaurants.

[iArekusu]

Ummm ouch D: Anyways...
...okay, granted. *looks up 'main course food'*
...BUT now you have to pay for breathing. I mean, they still have to get some money somehow, right?

I wish my coffee would be better. It's either too sweet or too not-sweet.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, it's just the way I like it. Sweet. It's better. For me anyways.

I wish I had a pen that never ran out of ink.