Corrupt Wishes

[iArekusu]

Okay, granted. It leaks all the time and won't stop - remember, it never runs out of ink...

I wish I wouldn't have to go to the toilet now without peeing my pants or anything that's not in the toilet.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but the next time you need to do any of those, it will happen!!! BWAHA! BWAHAHAHA!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

I wish a guy came up to my door right now, and gave me a REAL check for a billion REAL dollars and no one was harmed, lost (includes theft), or in any way, negatively affected me.

[iArekusu]

Okay, granted. You have a billion dollars. Congratulations! Your friends beg you for money all the time, and everything just got a bit more expansive, like, a few billions of REAL dollars.

I wish you'd reply faster, lol

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, I'll try to reply faster to every thread (except this one) faster.

I wish I had a mechanical pencil that never ran out or broke.

[iArekusu]

Granted - have a invisible mechanical pencil! Oh wait, where did I place it again...?

I wish I had more followers on Twitter

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but they're all Justin Beiber fans that keep telling you to be like him.

I wish I could never get hurt by my wishes.

[iArekusu]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Granted. Have fun in your rubber room, where you are alone, without anything or anybody who can or could hurt you... except yourself, of course.

I wish your overall activity would be 100% instead of 99,8%.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted... OH DID YOU SEE THAT?.... THERE IT IS AGAIN..... It keeps jumping from 100% to 99.8% but it's too fast to the naked eye.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted... OH DID YOU SEE THAT?.... THERE IT IS AGAIN..... It keeps jumping from 100% to 99.8% but it's too fast to the naked eye.

I wish none of my wishes could be corrupted.

Granted, you cannot speak/type your wishes, and therefore cannot have your wishes corrupted.
I wish people actual knew what good gaming was (i.e. Halo and Call of Duty ARE NOT the best games ever.)

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, you cannot speak/type your wishes, and therefore cannot have your wishes corrupted.

Thank god my wishes can't be corrupted or I'd be a goner. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh wait, I got a pic for this.....


BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!



Granted, but then they all start playing LBP2 and overrun the game causing massive fails and lagg.

I wish I was out of the rubber room.

[BloodShot9001]

Thank god my wishes can't be corrupted or I'd be a goner. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh wait, I got a pic for this.....


BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!!!!!!



Granted, but then they all start playing LBP2 and overrun the game causing massive fails and lagg.

I wish I was out of the rubber room.

Granted, you WERE out of the rubber room. Before you were put in it.
I wish you were able to escape rubber rooms.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, he escaped the rubber room, but now he's in the "Absolutely Nothing" room

I wish that thinking up wishes was easier.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but they are so easy to come up with that you never get a chance to respond to one.

I wish everyone else was in the rubber room.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but we all escaped and took revenge on you by taking your soul. Mmmm... delicious souls. ^^b
I wish rotators had angle rotating >.<

[iArekusu]

Uhh, granted, but it's bugged and always destroys the items you try to create. Awww.

I wish the rubber room, along with many others, would be in a cube shaped form somewhere in the universe.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but they are never used, so there really is no point to them. Unless...
I wish YOU were in one of those rooms in the universe with no hope of escaping as they have magical wish repelent barriers!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You're locked inside with him, sadly.

I wish you didn't snipe me.

[iArekusu]

Urgh sniped DX anyways...
Granted, you sniped me :0 But who'll snipe you then? Nwehehehehe...

I wish we'd manage to escape the rubber room cubes.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. The vacuum of space kills you, though. :\

I wish I were a GEEENIIIEEEE!!!

[BloodShot9001]

Granted. The vacuum of space kills you, though. :\

I wish I were a GEEENIIIEEEE!!!

Granted, but just like in Alladin, you are confined to a lamp for all of eternity, granting people's wishes, until some nice soul gives you your freedom.
I wish any living or non-living creature could not wish for your freedom.