Corrupt Wishes

[nosemomkey]

granted, but now he is so well-behaved that starts to speak 5 different languages, so a random rich man steals it from you just to make shows with it and win loads of money... and you get nothin', ofc

i wish i could be the best guitarrist in the whole world...

[anoken]

granted but you grow your hair out and become a hippie.

I wish for a redo on my spanish test!!!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but you fail it again. >:P

I wsih tihs snetnece wsa splleed rghit.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but during the translation to being spelled right the wish is changed to i Wish this sentence was spelled Right. So now every single last one of your posts must be read from right to left.

(owned)

I wish we were all dead. (I'm feeling mischevious this afternoon)

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but a zombie casts Phoenix and revives us all while damaging you.
I wish I could summon Bahamut.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but I don't know what that is soooooo you get a walrus.

I wish someone would tell me what Bahamut was anyway.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

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[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but your perception of correct is actually incorrect spelling, so you type everything wrong.
I wish some of the Crown Creators wern't jerks.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Grnted, but unly juan es not atall anymore watsover a herk. AN, da wrest R.

I wis dis wis wasnt curroptid end I culd spoke >.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but all the jerks of LBPC come and corrupt your life, leaving nothing but everything miserable in it.
I wish Spring Vacation started.

[nosemomkey]

granted, but then you get eaten by a human-eating-flower...
i wish LBPC's adds werent so annoying...

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but then everything else about LBPC get's annoying to you.
I wish for non-corruptible wishes.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but your wishes fail to comply to Thread Rules. Therefore unwishing you.

I wish to be good at creating.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, you are now an expert at creating the worst levels.

I wish I had internet anywhere I go.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you never have computers or any internet capable devices to use the internet with.
I wish my PS3 didn't SUCK!!!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, it BLOWS!!!

I wish I had a laptop that never ran out of energy.

[nosemomkey]

granted, but the infinite energy-battery is quite big, so now your whole PC is the size of an elefant
i wish i had all the reputation points in LBPC...

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but everyone now sees that your levels suck.
I wish my levels in Little Big Planet 2 became and stayed as the best levels ever.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but the only way to make this happen is to drop everyones IQ points by alot. Including your own.

I wish it really was a small world afterall.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish it really was a small world afterall.

Granted, but everyone remain the same size just the world was to small for everyone
then everyone flouted off in space.

I Wish Sonic would get married to Amy