Corrupt Wishes

[nosemomkey]

granted, simon belmont just headshot you so now both she and your brain is out of your head

i wish portugal won the world cup of soccer...

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but then they lose it the next day to kindergardeners... did I spell that right? Ah well.
I Amanda didn't always have to work at her job on the weekends. =/ (Great, now I'm doing it too >.< Thanks a lot Phazerz XD)

[JonnysToyRobot]

Granted, but then they lose it the next day to kindergardeners... did I spell that right? Ah well.
I (wish) Amanda didn't always have to work at her job on the weekends. =/ (Great, now I'm doing it too >.< Thanks a lot Phazerz XD)

Granted. But she chooses to work anyway.

I wish someone wouldn't reply to this. :P

[Phazerz123]

Granted but.........****

I wish Girls didn't exist.....NO WAIT

[BloodShot9001]

What the, you jerk!!!! Now I'm coming to KEEL YOUUUUU!!!! >=O
I wish your wish was unwished.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then that doesn't stop him from wishing it again.

I wish Bloodshot killed Phazerz.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted...............
I wish you would pay me for my services, lest I come to kill you next.

[Phazerz123]

Granted but im resurected so you Pay him back.

I wish bloodshot had a clan worth talking about (lol soooory)

[BloodShot9001]

None taken...
Granted, but now we're so awesome we completley overrun LBP! >=D
I wish you realized that our clan is practically new and things take time. =.=

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but i'm lying.

I wish i was a super hero (time we got back to normal)

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you are one of the lesser heroes that get pwnd by everyone else.
I wish I met Deadpool.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then he looks up and shoots you over and over again saying "BANG, BANG, BANG".

I wish I could remember everything.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but now you have so much stuff to remember you can't remember thigns fast enough.
I wish EVERYONE knew about Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, now everyone in the room with you knows about ....... That^^^

I wish I could could travel through time without any repercussions.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but since you were using a Delorean running on Pluetonium(spelling?) and the future holds no way of getting to 1.21 Gigawats, you are now stuck in the suckey future you went to.
I wish I had a Delorean.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You get into a head-on collision with it shortly after, totalling the poor thing.

I wish Japan didn't get struck by the earthquakes.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but who do you think was causing them? GODZILLA MUTHU **********!!!

I wish I had the power to control minds.

[Phazerz123]

Granted..........let's just say....you don't like what you hear.

I wish for the power to move through walls.

[AA_BATTERY]

Granted, but you cant walk through insulation, wallpaper and paint.

I wish for a working roflcopter.,

[Phazerz123]

Granted but.....ROFL. OH no

I wish I didn't have tooo ROFL.......SOMEBODY TAKE AWAY HIS ROFLCOPTER