Corrupt Wishes

[Phazerz123]

Sorry, only CC can Grant that.

Actually I meant that Babe in my School Candy.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

You have a school named Candy? And it has its own Babe pig? What kind of school do you go to?

[Phazerz123]

No no I mean there's a Female Human Babe in my School.

I wish you had made a wish.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but my wish was "I wish YOU had made a wish."

I wish to go to the same school Phazerz goes to, because apparently it's made of candy and has pigs.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but he's on Spring Break. So schools Closed. Also, you're under arrest for stalking.

I wish Brittney would stop texting me by now.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then she calls you and won't stop.

I wish I had the power to go invisible.

[daddy_doodle]

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes .

I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me!

OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but (you really should have seen this coming) you can't turn visible again, oh noes :(

Why would I want to be visible again? :D

I wish I wouldn't be killed by an owl, a snake, a human, chuck norris, disease, ferret, weasel, rat, cat, or anything else that would eat/injure/kill me OR fall into coma's, or any other medical induced hazards, I will not be defeated!!! SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >:D

[WoodburyRaider]

Why would I want to be visible again?




Sparta has failed you. As you are sitting in a chair, a random wormhole opens up and swallows you, sending you into the sun. >

I wish the post above me had a wish...

[nosemomkey]

Granted, cryogen’s new wish is “i wish woodburyraider was a carrot FOREVER!!! > “ (sorry (carrot) dude, but it is cryogen’s fault, not mine )

I wish I could control everyone’s mind, oh, and I wish this super-power never originated a sickness in my brain (yay, now everyone will obey me )

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, the power is so great your head explodes.

I wish I had AA batteries that never ran out of power.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but all electrical appliances on earth begin useing Carbon Nanotubes.

I wish for the ability to repeat myself without knowing it.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but everyone thinks you are now stupid and hate you now.
I wish someone would give me a cool looking 3D layer gun! =D

[junk-Warrior7]

granted, but it is out of ammo

I wish I had a GAU-8

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but it stands for "God's Almighty Urine."
I wish my wish was a wish that could not be affected by wishes.

[Phazerz123]

Ummmmmm......Granted?

I wanna wish upon a star and wake up were the clouds are Far. Behind, me.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you're up above the clouds and looking at the sky so they are behind you, and now you are falling... falling... falling... until you die with a splat.
I wish a NEW person would get on this thread! =D

[nosemomkey]

granted, it isnt actually "nosemomkey" who is typing right now, it is is brother "nosemonkey"

/nosemomkey-again
i wish i had a smoke bomb...

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but it's a Cigarett, and there's no Light for you.

I wish Nosemom/nkey would quit smoking.

[WoodburyRaider]

Granted, but it's too late and you ended up dying from second-hand smoke.

I wish carrots were actually completely normal people except for the fact that they eat nosemomkeys and that one carrot in particular already ate a certain nosemomkey causing him to die. (keys that look like noses owned by your mom???? lol)