Corrupt Wishes

[junk-Warrior7]

Granted, but your ability to control air screws up the eco-system

i wish i had a kunai

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you arn't skilled with it at all.
I wish I was a Cryogen eating hog. >=D

[junk-Warrior7]

granted, but you eat so much, you explode

i wish i had a pizza that never ran out of slices

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but when you take the first piece off it grows a new one. But after you eat the piece you took off, all the tiny pizza particles keep multiplying, making you explode very horrifically.

I wish I could jump as high as I wanted (Never going too high and being able to dodge things using my arms so I don't hit anything midair) and land safely and out of harms way.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but you get mugged the day after in an incident totally unrelated to your newly found powers.
I wish Cryogen woud DIE... HIS HAIR!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. He socks you in the face for making him dye it hot pink.

I wish, I wish, for a fish.

[Coconuts]

Granted, now you wish for a fish. But you won't get one.

I wish for experience points so I can level up!

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but your game crashes and you lose it all.

I wish video games would start being good again like the old days and stop being bloody shovelware and shooters.

[junk-Warrior7]

Granted, but then video games are no longer existent

i wish i had a pet chao

[Lord-Dreamerz]

i wish i had a pet chao

Granted, but then like any other pet it does things like eats your underwear~
I wish for a Rainbow Pie~

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, it's thrown at your face.
I wish I didn't have artist's block.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but your paintings or whatever you are making seriously messes up
and gets permanently destroyed

i wish i was a top creator at the PSP side as i dont have a PS3

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but no one plays LBP PSP so it's pointless.

I wish for a skull.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It bites you.

I wish I had a baseball bat.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, I crack you upside the head with it.

I wish for a dophin (not of the animal variety).

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then it becomes an evil doppelganger of you.

I wish, for a dish, that is simply delish.
It must be nice, with no mice; and come on a plate, that I won't hate.
Of course, of course, I could make it worse....
I wish it to be, not served to me; but instead, sent to thee.
It mustn't be something that you would eat, let's just say... It is my treat.

[ALEXhatena]

Granted, with no mice... but rats...

I wish that kitty didn´t kickl puppies each time we laugh...

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, now it's a puppy kicking kitties. :C

I wish that I could breath under and above water for as long as I wanted.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but you transform into a fish.

I wish for a ghostbuster uniform.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it's made out of stickers.

I wish I had an endless supply of pineapples.