Corrupt Wishes

[Coconuts]

Granted, but I disapprove, so I'll replace pineapples with coconuts.

I wish for a shark with laser beam attached on it's head.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then they shoot a guy that falls into the tank. Giving the sharks indigestion and causing them to explode.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, you wished for nothing, so you have nothing. SUCKS FOR YOU CRYOGEN! XD
I wish I had a week off from school.

[Phazerz123]

You did, it was last week. Spring break. But now it's over.

I wish that I could play the guitar just a bit better.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. Congratulations, you can play two strings out of the six.

I wish the revolution would just take hold already!!

[nosemomkey]

granted, it is taken in wonderland, if you want you can go up there and participate...
i wish my neighbor wasnt so mean to me

[Phazerz123]

Granted, he get's run over.......you did it........now you're in Jail.

I wish I was the best electric guitarist in the entire omniverse and that everyone elses skill increased by a billion therefore making me Ozzy OsbourneXJimi HendrixX A GAZILLION

[nosemomkey]

alright, you play the guitar as well as ozzy ousbourne does (he's a singer, not a guitarrist... yeah )

i wish i had 20/20 in all my exams...

[Phazerz123]

Granted, but there's a change and there's 200 questions, you get a 10.

I wish that my next question was a wish:

Are you sure? Who did the Crazy Intro to "Crazy Train." On Guitar?

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but now you're unsure as to whether or not how sure you really are about being sure.

I wish I could never get sick.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but because of this scientists kill you to find out how that can
i wish for an instant win on the love sack contest

[nosemomkey]

granted, but the prize is now a big box full of slimmy slugs, congratz
i wish IMVU adds werent everywhere

[Phazerz123]

Granted, not Evony is everywhere again..........

I wish that people wouldn't figure out my dark conspiaracy against my parents. They don't want me to make a Facebook, I did it a while back, now I have strict control over my friends list. Make sure nobody divulges my secrets........

[nysudyrgh]

granted, but the prize is now a big box full of slimmy slugs, congratz
i wish IMVU adds werent everywhere

I LOVE SLUGS
theyre sooo slimy
yay for slugs

[Phazerz123]

No wish?

I Wish http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/mem...6027-nysudyrgh would make a wish.

[nosemomkey]

he wishes he had no wish

i wish they made another guitar hero

[Phazerz123]

Granted, it's fan made.

I wish for the power to pee silently

[nosemomkey]

nice, your pee is now made of a strange lava that doesnt make a sound xD
i wish the fanmade guitar hero was really awsome and wasnt expensive

[Phazerz123]

Granted, it's Free. Illegally, the Police come to your house and you black out. The next Morning you notice your Pee is being rather Silent, it's now a lava goo.

I wish THIS WASN'T IN CAPS

[nosemomkey]

alright, now that sentence is in some kind of strange mode where the words are so small you cant see them

i wish my pee wasnt lava, becouse im starting to get tired of the pain of having such and awsome pee