Corrupt Wishes

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It turns into ice and turns frozen solid, freezing to your... that's as far as I'll take it. Weirdo.

I wish they made more MLP episodes with Apple Jack in it.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, he's now in every MLP thing ever.

I wish I could admit my undying affection of Brittney, Alyssa, etc.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but as you utter the first words, a piano falls on you, killing you in the most horrific way possible.

I wish any wishes couldn't affect me negatively.

[ATMLVE]

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything, so nothing happens.

I wish that a meteor would fall and destroy the entire planet of Earth.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it only hits you, killing you, and creates a crater about a yard long.

I wish anyone's wish(es) couldn't negatively effect anyone.

[BloodShot9001]

Granted, but now it effects anytwoinstead of anyone.
I wish I had a job at Giant, the super-market, near my house, the one next to Target.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, Congrajulations The new Mascot!

I wish you all would notice.........I HAVE A 54E=43487137612493564321789 GF!!!!!!!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted... we all simultaneously punch you in the face for making us read that. Now you owe us cookies.

I wish that I felt good after 1 hour of sleep, and not feel like crap.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, now you wake up after an hour and feel good for about 5 seconds. Then you get super sleepy but can't fall asleep for some reason.

I wish this red cup in front of me would turn green.

[nysudyrgh]

granted sadly enough you get color blind
i wish the girl i love loves me too

[Coconuts]

Granted, but she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend with muscles. and a long beard.

I wish for pair of rocket boots.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but on take-off they malfunction and explodes your feets. :3

I wish I had the greatest vision in the world.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but your stuck in a desert with constant sandstorms
i wish i had this cool new NGP thingy with lbp psp 2

[butter-kicker]

Granted. But The Game Comes With No UMD

I Wish That For once My Girlfriend Notices My New Muscles!

[nysudyrgh]

granted but you get addicted to fatty food and you get sooo fat you arent able to move any more and she breaks up with you >=D

Granted, but she's already got a boyfriend. A boyfriend with muscles. and a long beard.

i wish for this guy to break up with her and then she falls in love with me again (see post above)

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then a silent ninja impales you with his sword through your face and she leaves you for him.

I wish Nysudyrgh couldn't make any more wishes about love. >=D

[nysudyrgh]

granted now i wish for you to get stabbed by that ninja muhahahaha

i wish you were stabbed by that ninja >=D

[Lord-Dreamerz]

granted now i wish for you to get stabbed by that ninja muhahahaha

i wish you were stabbed by that ninja >=D

Granted, but he only got stabbed by a rubber sword, so he ends up being fine.

I wish for a pet ninja~

[nysudyrgh]

granted sadly enough he was ran over by a car
i wish for a bag of ships,really im starving

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but you get splinters all in your mouth. >=D

I wish I could solve any equation.