Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

granted but when you use that power you will get uncontrolable headaches causing you to get crazy and they lock you up
i wish someone checked out my location and lol'd at it

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, I lol'd. Of course, I'm in a nut house now and will laugh at a roach on the floor.

I wish I could, chuck a buck at a duck, with luck I unstuck a buck from muck that's yuck.

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish I could, chuck a buck at a duck, with luck I unstuck a buck from muck that's yuck.

granted, but the the Dear (AKA buck) you tossed gets mad at you for killing his best friend the duck.
i wish Foooorrr..... a living tall hat~

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but you walk under a fan and it gets angries ats yous. it yells, " BLAWABAMAFAKA!!!" and then eats you... "OMNOMNOMNOMNOM".

I wish I had the power to walk through walls.

[Kern•]

Granted, You can no longer stand on Floors, Thus falling through the earths core forever

I wish i could teleport.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but you teleport next to me in the Earth's core, but you boil alive.

I wish I could fly as well as go through walls.

[nysudyrgh]

granted you fly and fly and fly and then you get into the stratosphere and run out of oxyen >=D
i wish the PSP-side stops dying

[Kern•]

Granted the rest of the site dies...

I wish I was heat resistant as well as being able to teleport..

[nysudyrgh]

you teleport again not in the earth core but ................................... into an iceberg >=D
i wish for a cow who makes chocolate milk

[Phazerz123]

it's mixed with a Chunky Brown substance............hehe

I wish the Killjoys would accept me in their on going quest to Make some noise.

[nysudyrgh]

yea granted but you guys all get deaf HAHA
i wish for some candys
I LOVE CANDIES

[Coconuts]

Granted, but you can't eat 'em so you must make love with those candies.
*insert 70s erotic music here*

I wish for real lightsaber.

[Phazerz123]

granted you cut your arm off.

I wish Alyssa made more sence.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but then you stop making sence
i wish i had a rabbit in a hatt

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it's the Monty Rabbit... >

I wish I had some of that nice voice recognition software that types what you say.

[Kern•]

Granted but it also does what you think and you get arrested for blowing up a small town.

I wish i didn't laugh at Cryogens signature.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted... You go blind... X_x

I wish my sig was funnier.

[Kern•]

Granted, All the puppies in the world die and the world is over run with Cats who develop Sentience and Opposable thumbs then take out humans one by one

I wish i didn't have to Breath or Eat.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, you die from starvation of oxygen... AKA suffocation.

I wish I was unaffected by temperatures.

[Kern•]

Granted, You are affected severely by everything else

I wish i could live Anerobically...