Corrupt Wishes

[theonlybub]

Granted, you controlled the air to much and it is gone forever and everyone dies.

I wish that the world would be livable again.

[nysudyrgh]

granted ,you run out of oxygen because you are busy doing stuff with it
i wish our psp-project gets active again

[theonlybub]

Granted, and you finish it, but nobody plays it.

I wish my previous wish would get granted....

[nysudyrgh]

granted ... NOT!!!
i wish i wasnt bored anymore

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then you get bored again after reading this reply.

I wish for MONKIZ!!!

[Phazerz123]

In a barrel? Be more specific.

I wish I knew what they do to guys like us in prison.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, I've dealt with their kind before (bounty hunter), you... I would worry.

I wish for MONKIEZ... IN A BARREL!!!

[Flamento]

Granted, but you're stuck in the barrel.

I wish I knew what the voices inside my head where...

[nysudyrgh]

granted you totaly creep out and becomes paranoid killing everyone who speaks to you
now you have a bounty on your head and cryogen hunts you

i wish i knew wether i have a bounty on MY head or not?

[Coconuts]

Granted. You're the most wanted person in LBPC and no wonder you get lots of bounty hunters after you.

I wish I have a pogo stick.

[nysudyrgh]

granted you get transported into the hopping mad psp level
i wish cryogen was the only bounty hunter that hunts me

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but I then get a little freaked out by that statement... But the reward... is... worth...it? *Reads wanted poster* [Alive or Dead - both pay the same] I'm taking this one in dead.

I wish I could read whatever I wanted in less than a second, understand it all, and no repercussions occurred.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but I then get a little freaked out by that statement.

its just to make sure something funny happens when you get me (but you wont >=D)
i wish alive was payed more so that you dont have to kill me to get your money

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but it's only raised 1 yen, and I'm still going to take you in dead. >:D

I wish the bounty on nysudyrgh wouldn't change. >:D

[Phazerz123]

Granted.........you're fired because you've been standing around talking about his bounty as opposed to going doing the job already.

I wish 6 wasn't afraid of 7.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then 7, 8, 9 and now 6 just shat bricks.

I wish I could walk on water.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but now you're floating down to the bottom of the Ocean because the wish only lasts 10 seconds. I wish the Z button on my lap-top would magically come back to life.

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, it picks up a knife and stabs the rest of the keys. (That's why you don't do crack kids. )

I wish I could shoot lazers out my eyes.

[Kern•]

granted, but they burns yours eyes.

I wish 6 would stop spreading rumours about 7

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, but then 1 goes 2, 3 and asks 4, 5, 6s (guns). Then 7, 8, 9 because there was a 10 can with an 11mm pistol in it and he needed to get to it. Then a math equation broke out between the numbers. 1 + 3 go to the alley and divide 2 take cover. 7 comes out, guns ablazing, and throws multiple grenades. Each grenade has 1 explosive on it. 7 grenades hit the ground, but are all duds. Then a nuke explodes and creates an explosion that gets bigger exponentially. So needless to say... Everyone's dead now. So there won't be any rumors to spread.


I wish I wasn't so bored, that I wrote that long granting.