Corrupt Wishes

[Dragonvarsity]

Granted, you go to an exciting cruise ship and get the urge to ride a doplhin swimming in the ocean so you jump in, turns it was a robot so you slam off of it then find yourself sunk at the bottom of the ocean....again. :>

I wish for a box of chocolate

[nysudyrgh]

granted but since you only wished the box you wont get anything HAHA !
i wish i could understand cryogens post n°3500 (AARGH too much numberzzz)

[Kern•]

Granted, They are all coffee flavoured.. D: D: D: D: D:

I wish i could Run at the speed of sound.

[Phazerz123]

Granted, before you know it, it's gone.

I wish that Alyssa loved me for ever.....wait doesn't she already?!?!?!?!

I wish i could tell how much Alyssa loved.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but you get zero brain capacity and you forget about her
i wish for two wishes
then i wish i knew who alyssa is
and then i wish phazers could do any wishes about alyssa anymore

[Phazerz123]

Granted: He can now do any wishes about Alyssa anymore. (wish fail lol)
She's my Freakin hot as BLEEP Girlfriend.

I wish you saw me make that touchdown from the 99 yard line. I swear to god this happened

[nysudyrgh]

granted hey did you know im blind?
iwish i could see again

[Phazerz123]

Granted, Night-Vision!!!

I wish for Blood, Blood, Gallons of the Stuff.

[nysudyrgh]

granted its all fake and worse than that you drown in it
i wish i had an anti-gravity button

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. As soon as you press it, anti-gravity switches on... you didn't say anything about switching it off.

I wish the drama on LBPC would die down at least a tad...

[schm0]

Granted. As soon as you press it, anti-gravity switches on... you didn't say anything about switching it off.

I wish the drama on LBPC would die down at least a tad...

Granted. LBPC Drama threat level is downrated from red to burnt sienna.

I wish I could attend the Dave Matthews Band Caravan (Midwest) in July of 2011 and not have to pay a dime.

[Coconuts]

Granted, but you must trade two camels. Better choice than cash, eh?

I wish Mountain Dew was cure for something.

[kirbyman62]

Granted, but the only thing it cures isthe desire to not want Mountain Dew, eaming if you drink it, you'll want nothing but it forever.

I wish my school is closed tommorrow so I get the Easter holidays early.

[nysudyrgh]

granted but you need to move to another town and there school is not closed tomorow
i wish i wasnt so slee ... ZZZ ...

[remcolyx]

granted but next to your house a noisy disco is built and they play bedtime songs all the time goodnight

i wish for donuts

[Devious_Oatmeal]

Granted, a car busts into your home and does 360s in your living room.

I wish I could never get sick.

[nysudyrgh]

granted you get shot instead
i wish for this lazy couch potatoe to get out of my couch

[Phazerz123]

Granted, it's your Landlord, you're kicked out of the house.

I wish the government had fallen this morning at 12:01. (SO CLOSE)

[Maxi]

Granted, the White House falls... on you.
(obvious)
I wish to get alot of level plays!

[Phazerz123]

Granted, unbeknownst to you, it fell victim to the 160 hour Glitch. People hate it.

I wish my olden days albums would transfer into Itunes faster.