Corrupt Wishes

[theonlybub]

Granted, but the trap is somewhere else....

I wish that I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.

[Tomeh999]

Granted, but you become so skinny that the slightest amount of wind ripped you into pieces.

I wish I was the least awesome person in the world, and that everybody hated me!

[Merc]

Granted.

I wish for a fish.

[theonlybub]

Granted, but you didn't chew around the bones and choked on them and died....THE END....0.0

I wish that Blurple was real!

[BitPieStudios]

Granted but it's on another planet 60,000 light years away.

I wish the I had an NGP with LBP2 in the memory stick.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it just fell down an invisible hole that never existed and is now lost forever.. I wish I had a Cookies N' Cream Bar right now....

[anoken]

granted but you become very thirsty and theres no water near you

I wish for a delicious snack

[Sackgirlsrule]

*Chokes from a dry throat* You got a snack, but it has poison in it.

[Maxi]

^ You didn't wish for anything soo. you get nothing!
I wish for a new globe.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Oops sorry lol. Anyway, you got a globe, but it's broke I wish Clark can take down Darkseid in Smallville on the final episode.

[BitPieStudios]

Granted but the show get cancelled before they can do that.

I wish I could be a baker and make a gigantic cake planet.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but the Planet exploded from aliens attacking from Mars. I wish I can be a Reporter when I grow up

[Phosphorus15]

Granted, but the station closed a week after you were hired.

I wish I had the best pencil in all the land.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Awww!! Man!!... Granted, but it broke the first time you wrote the letter "Z" with it... I wish we could go back in time, to the past and the future.

[Phosphorus15]

Granted, but the Flux Capacitor ran out of plutonium when you went back to the Stone Age.

I wish I had nine lives.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but you've done lost 8 lives. *Gives you spoiled cat food* (There goes the 9th.. ) lol kidding. I wish I could get the 3D Graphics Program for free..

[standby250]

Granted, but it was illegal, so the FBI took your computer and playstation... so now you have nothing.

I wish it wasn't night...

[Sackgirlsrule]

Aww... But I'm Chloe..? I got a backup plan to pull out my SUPER EPIC AWESOME ULTIMATE PISTOLS!! And Green Arrow came along to help And granted, but now it never gets dark anymore, and zombies now come at daylight

[standby250]

You never made a wish - so your nothing was granted, except that the fact that if you had made a wish, it would have definately come true! Ah well... too late now!

I wish my hamster could talk...

[Fang]

Granted, but he can only say, "HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI TAKO HAI HAI HAI HAAAAIAAIIAIAAIIAIAIIA!!!!!!!11!1!!1!!"

I wish for a wish.