Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but she gets EVIL sometimes when she's tired, and she crushes your Lap-Top with a Ax everytime she's grumpy I wish a nice cute funny guy would ask me out

[nysudyrgh]

granted, granted but he is ... wait for it ... crazy !? (no, it wasnt me )
i wish a non-evil, cute, nice, lovely girl asked me out.

[Sackgirlsrule]

But he can't be CRAZY!!?? ?? *SOBS!* I wish for a Prince charming guy Granted, but she's weird and eats 1 pea at a time

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but hes the one from "shrek" and i can live with a weird girl
then again eating one pea at a time is quit bothersome

i wish for LULZ ... oh, wait i already have ... i wish for even more lulz ( and that girl)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but she laughs at the LULZ and her laugh is a squeling mess that will give you a head ache I wish for a prince charming that's normal, and not from movies.

[nysudyrgh]

granted, sadly enough prince charming looks like this in real life o_O
[SPOILER][/SPOILER]

[Sackgirlsrule]

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!! *RUNS AWAY!!*.. You didn't wish for anything so nothing is granted I wish I wouldn't keep getting drawn back here, I'm tired

[the Ion Pulsar]

Granted, you stop having the will to post in this thread any more, and the thread dies without you. Nice going.

I wish I was invincible.

[biorogue]

granted, but you're only invincible from 3:24 am to 3:27 am on the second tuesday morning in February but only in leap years.

I wish my motorcycle was running

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but you crash into something and it blows up, I wish I had a pair of head phones.. Without having to borrow some...

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but they blow up.

I wish for a magic lamp.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it falls and breaks, I wish my Chihuahua would stop barking

[GranolaCrunch]

Granted, but now it Meows!

I wish Pokemon was real and that I was a Pokemon Master!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Lovely... Granted, but they all die, and you have nothing to master. I wish the stray puppy outside would stop barking

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, now he's in your house, under your bed, eating your food...
I wish to edit this post.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but the post is messy so nothing is granted, I wish the Dog would stop meowing

[Lord-Dreamerz]

Granted, but the post is messy so nothing is granted, I wish the Dog would stop meowing

granted. but now it's a cat that barks.

I wish for a magical talking tree!

[Thegide]

Granted, but the tree has a horrible smell to it that prevents you from ever getting close enough to engage in conversation. Strangely the putrid smell permeates your olfactory even when you plug your nose.

[JspOt]

I wish for a PE teacher that doesn't let the other team cheat when she's the coach.

[Maxi]

Granted, she puts in a substitute coach to let a team cheat for her.
I wish for waffles.