Corrupt Wishes

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but I snipe you. I wish for five rocks.

[theonlybub]

Granted, but I took them!
I wish for frosted flakes!

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but they are the rocks you stole. I wish for six rocks.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but they ended up being pebbles.

I wish for an NGP!

[JspOt]

Granted, they are frosted with ice.

I wish for a wish to wish for a fish!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but you can't wish for a wish.

I wish the PSN was back on.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but you got sniped. I wish people would stop with the bloody sniping.

...See what I mean about sniping? ^

[theonlybub]

Granted, but they use dual shotguns instead!

I wish for nothing!

[Lord-Dreamerz]

I wish for nothing!

Granted. All life is now nothing.
I wish for a Super Beaver!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but it was a Beavecoon.

I wish for everything.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but the universe implodes on you.

I wish for seven rocks.

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but there are 6.

I wish for $1

[JspOt]

Granted but the rocks divide by zero, destroying the universe

I wish for periods at the end of my sentences

[Lord-Dreamerz]

Granted, but the universe implodes on you.

I wish for seven rocks.

Granted. But they are not just any Rocks, they are the 7 chaos emeralds from Sonic!
but then Eggman takes them from you.

I wish for Sonic to save the world!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but he went supersonic and died in a ball of flames.

I wish this wish will be granted.

[JspOt]

Granted, but I snipe him.
I wish for no homework.

[theonlybub]

Granted, but wait...that makes no sense!

I wish for extra sharp teeth!

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but the homework sniped you.

I wish threads would update live so that people wouldn't be granting wishes from 2 posts ago. XD

[theonlybub]

Granted, but the mechanism that allows that causes a nuclear explosion!

I wish for nuclear energy to be used for electricity in the United States!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but a day later, all power explodes the universe WHOA! I just scared myself... I wish the universe wouldn't explode