Corrupt Wishes

[theonlybub]

Granted, but according to scientist...(stupid scientists at that) the universe already exploded! *BOOM*

I wish for a first kiss....

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it's a dog (eww!!) I wish PSN was back up before May 3...

[theonlybub]

I'm sorry...your question was not valid...please try again on May 3, 2011.

I wish for a skinny America!

[biorogue]

Granted, but all that extra weight goes straight to you and you are so big that scientist strap huge rockets to your butt and send you on a collision course with the sun

I wish the armadillos would quit digging holes in my plant beds!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but now they're digging holes all in your yard. I wish I had a new Pink blouse

[biorogue]

granted ....but it's hot, neon, flashing pink, no buttons, no sleeves and comes gift wrapped around this guy :

[nysudyrgh]

you didnt wish for anything.
pity, because this one time i wasnt planning on corrupting it
well thats life ...
i wish that i wont get detention on monday

wanna hear the story ?
[spoiler]So, yesterday I was sleeping paying attention to the teacher.
Then, we needed to use a techy item for measuring angles.
We gave the item back to the teacher and suddenly the thing totaly messes up.
OMG, someone just killed an expensive techy angle measuring item.
Of course nobody did or see anything.
So the whole class gets detention every day until they know who did it.
Note: I didn't kill the item.[/SPOILER]

[Alismuffin]

Granted, but instead you get expelled

I wish you won't grant me this wish

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[nysudyrgh]

not granted its gets granted though
and its just because its ... me who posted that

i wish ali posted here more.

[biorogue]

granted, but now Ali post so often and so fast than no one else can

I wish I hadn't forgot to make a wish up there

[nysudyrgh]

granted but you wish for nothing.
i wish someon clicked the link in mah sig and lol'd

[biorogue]

granted, but when instead of LOLing they WTH-ed

Dang, I wish I wasn't too lazy to walk the 20 feet to the water cooler to refill my water bottle

[nysudyrgh]

granted, sadly enough youre to fat too walk.
i wish I wasnt so lazy to go and finish mah new level

Did you actually click it ?

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but then right before you publish it, your data corrupts I wish my borrowed head phones didn't have a short in the wire

[JspOt]

Granted, but the wires now have a long instead.
I wish for 'sploding pineapples.

[Maxi]

They 'splode all over your house.

I wish for "Moar points!"

[theonlybub]

Granted, but the points are in calories! :o

I wish for an empty stomach!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but now you can never eat again I wish for the Borderlands Platinum tonight instead of tomorrow!

[nysudyrgh]

granted, But hackers take all your trophys. and turn them into little chihuahua statues made out of ... crap.
I wish I had a mini-turret.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it malfunions and shoots you I wish hackers wouldn't take all my trophies and I would've gotten the Platinum tonight