Corrupt Wishes

[nysudyrgh]

granted, I took it instead *looks at nice, shiny platinum*
i wish that hackers who took your trophy asplode and put PSN back up before doing that

[JspOt]

Granted, but PSN then asplodes too
I wish for infinite wishes!

[Maxi]

Infinite wishes implodes into a black hole.
I wish for a fun fair.

[Phazerz123]

So much fun it turns into a tragic affair.

I wish that we could all just get along.

[biorogue]

granted, but with no one causing chaos the universe becomes unbalanced and implodes

I wish I didn't have to chaperon the school dance tonight

[Ragnarok]

Granted, but you stay alone in your house with nothing to do because PSN is down :P

I wish for a F1 race car in GT5

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, it explodes while you are driving with it, messing up your game data.
I wish I knew where I have seen the li'l guys in your sig before.

[Maxi]

Granted, they notice you recognize them and "buy you some cement shoes." (Not the best trip to the pier you've ever had.)

I wish for my fifth Rep bar.
(Finally got mah fourth )

[UberOrbPS]

Granted, but then you lose it for devious actions.

I wish for my ps3 to be unbroken

[JspOt]

Granted, but then it turns into an XBOX.

I wish for a banana phone

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but the monkeys call the Gorillas and then eats the phone. I wish I had some cookies...

[Alismuffin]

Granted, but they you eat too much and get sick. I wish time wouldn't go by so fast

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but now 1 second is a whole day. I wish I had some siggy's for my Daily News.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. However, all updating must be done manually via an outdated module and by typewriter keys.

I wish I got myself a nice Winchester rifle...

[nysudyrgh]

Granted but it shoots backwards RTFM.
I wish for that lemonade I asked a while ago.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it spilled on your shirt before you could drink any. I wish someone even looked at The Daily News... And maybe comment every once in a while..

[biorogue]

Granted, but they're all trolls and noobs

I wish I had a Blackberry Torch

[UberOrbPS]

Granted, but only the Q key works.

I wish I had a week off.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You get a week off... of your vacation.

I wish someone would inspire me.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted. You get a week off... of your vacation.

I wish someone would inspire me.

Granted, but then I sue you for stealing my idea.

I wish for eight rocks...