Corrupt Wishes

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. However, it snows so much that your roof caves in.

I wish they could've killed Osama earlier (as in, a couple of years earlier)...

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but only one snow flake falls, and it melts before it hits the ground I wish people would stop talking about Justin Bieber

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. However... you just got sniped!

Same wish as earlier...

[Sackgirlsrule]

What is "sniping"? Anyway, granted, but I don't remember what you wished for, so nothing granted And I wish for 5 wishes

[Ragnarok]

Granted but they are granted by an anti-fairy so they will turn out otherwise as you expect

I wish for my finals to be over already

(@Sackgirlsrule: sniping is when they win you the post you were going to do)

[biorogue]

Granted, but you sleep thru them all and fail

I wish I knew kung fu

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, Chuck Norris owned you afterwards
I wish for a U.S.O

[biorogue]

granted, but the genie had no clue what it was and gave you a bag of Ultra Smelly Owl manure

I wish I knew what U.S.O. was

[UberOrbPS]

Granted, but when you learned what it meant, you gained short term memory loss and forgot...

I wish I had a new guitar

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the delivery guy drops it and it breaks, on the box is written: NO REFUNDS HAHA !
i wish for a duck who can play the organ.
ill call it EL CANARIO

[biorogue]

Granted, but it's a nano guitar and you can only see it with an electron microscope set at 150x magnification

I wish I had my own private roller coaster in my back yard

[nysudyrgh]

granted, watch final destination 3 to see the result.
i wish i sniped you again.

[biorogue]

DANG! Didn't realized I got sniped. Oh well.

Granted, but wait, hold up a minute, what's this? *looks at sign* Genie out to lunch

I wish I had a bulldozer

[WoodburyRaider]

Granted, but it's always awake.

I wish for an explanation from Nys about what U.S.O. stands for...(seriously lol)

[biorogue]

granted, but the explanation is so long and complicated that you go insane

I wish it would rain harder

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it knocks you down. I wish "IT" Wasn't so annoying

[craigmond]

Granted but now "IT" is so difficult to handle and you snipe yourself.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. It's already dead, and it smells really, really bad.

I wish I had a taco right now.

[biorogue]

granted, but it's a crudely drawn picture of a Taco

I wish outlaw Jack hadn't mentioned tacos, i'm so hungry now.

[craigmond]

Granted but he mentions an out of date carton of milk and your put off food for a week.

I wish my fish isnt already dead.