Corrupt Wishes

[JspOt]

Granted, it dies a second later.
I wish for a baseball cap.

[craigmond]

Granted but my dead fish is lodges into it, ruining the cap.

I wish for me to win this season in Football manager handheld.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but your data corrupts
I wish for some cotton cloudcandy

@everyone-: U.S.O stands for unidentified sack objects.
Woodz you should know this its a PSP DLC pack.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. However, since it's "cloudcandy", it floats away from your reach and ascends into the sky above, never to be seen again... until its sucked into a plane turbine and crashes it- O.K., moving on.

I wish I had a pet lizard... so I can totally scare my mom with it. xD

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but it gets scared and bites you when your mom screams I wish my kitten would stop crying

[Black265]

Granted, but your kitty will now like to lick your controller(s) and PS3 and any other console you happen to own, all day, when you're not looking!

I wish the Moon would change color depending on the month!
January: White.
February: Red.
March: Dark Green.
April: Lime Green.
May: Pink.
June: Ocean Blue.
July: Light Blue.
August: Bluish Gray.
September: Green.
October: Purple.
November: Beige.
December: White, with a tint of orange around the edges.

(Think of any other color for the moon to be each month, if you wish)

[nysudyrgh]

GRANTED you get colorblind i wish i had two guitars

[biorogue]

granted. but they're buried under 100 feet of raw sewage. here's a snorkel

[JspOt]

I wish for the above poster to get a wish.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. He's now dead. As will you be in the next few seconds, for not corrupting his...

I wish for CHAOS.

[FreeAim]

Granted, but Red Cross makes your chaos ineffectable. (If that's how you spell it)
I wish to get computer. One that actually works.

[JspOt]

Granted, it gets a virus.
I wish for pie.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted a clown throws it in your face ...
I wish for some food, a burrito perhaps ?

[biorogue]

Granted. but it's made from rancid meat, and you spend four days vomiting

I wish I had my own private 100 acre lake

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the Biorogue Lake Monster eats you.

[Sackgirlsrule]

You didn't wish for anything so it's granted! You have no more wishes!!! Whoa! I wish Smallville wasn't 2 hours from airing...

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now its over and you don't remember anything, even worse it seemed to be the most epic episode evah.
I wish for some lego.

[wait wtf]

granted, but you stepped one causing extreme amount of pain. I wish i had a 3DS and ocarina of time 3d

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but the DS breaks and the game spontaniously combusts.

...I wish for twenty rocks.

[JspOt]

Granted, you don't realize I give you 21 rocks.

I wish for yogurt.