Corrupt Wishes

[biorogue]

granted but you have to cut through 6 inches of mold to get to it

I wish my truck was cleaned

[Captain]

Granted, but a hobo cleaned it and makes you pay $700 dollars.
I wish the PSn would stay down forever.

[biorogue]

granted, but all 70 million psn users storm your house rip you to shreds

I wish I had one of those cool gaming bean bag chairs

[ConverseFox]

Granted, but the beans inside are tiny bombs and when you sit down, you blow up.

I wish I could wish for a wish.

[craigmond]

Granted but the wish you wish for is a wish for a bomb, which then blows you up.
I wish to be a tortiose instead of a cockroach.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but you get smashed. I wish I had a fancy flower
@Nyes: What was that for?

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the flower eats you.
I wish for a frying saucer.

@sackgirlsrule-: It was for the "numa numa" song.

[craigmond]

Granted but you get a "Flying saucer" instead of a frying saucer.
I wish for chocolate cake.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the chocolate is mixed with ... filthy stuff ...
I wish for more green.

[biorogue]

granted, but now it's the ONLY color you are able to see

I wish I hadn't forgotten to charge my phone

[craigmond]

Granted but you drop your phone and it breaks.
I wish for a cool sig.

[biorogue]

Granted, but it's so cool that everyone quits the internet

I wish it were sunny

[nysudyrgh]

Granted the sun shined for 1 second, now its raining.
I wish for ...

[craigmond]

Granted but that nothing turns into a havok bringing sheep.
I wish for a fast computer.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but it needs its own generator.
I wish for a supa hero.

[craigmond]

Granted but he is very self-obsesses and flies away from you.
I wish for a McDonalds.

[JspOt]

Granted , it's a kids meal with no toy.
I wish for rocks

[biorogue]

granted, but it's a dump truck load and is dumped on top of you

I wish I could move with super speed

[Maxi]

You break through the S.T.C (Space Time continuum)

(Filled with Aperture Science Turrets.)

I wish that Wheatley would die.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. His replacement is the Space Core, so now you have to run through the whole game... talking about "space".

I wish it won't rain...