Corrupt Wishes

[JamesDNaux]

Granted. His replacement is the Space Core, so now you have to run through the whole game... talking about "space".

I wish it won't rain...

Granted, water is not falling from the sky. Instead, rocks are falling from the sky.

...I wish for something to catch those rocks in...

[JspOt]

Granted, it's a net that smells like the smell you dislike the most
I wish for pi

[JamesDNaux]

...So it's a shrimp net...? Ahem. Granted, you are now hunted down by men in black suits.

I wish for a giant rock.

[craigmond]

Granted but it crushes you.

I wish I get 100% in my maths test.

[DominationMags]

Granted, but it turns out the grade doesn't count because no one studied.

I wish cows could help us.

[JspOt]

Granted, they are roasted by me.
I wish for 5 more minutes on the computer.

[craigmond]

Granted but they help TOO MUCH.
I wish for a paradox.

[JamesDNaux]

I wish that I didn't make this wish. (There's yer paradox, and my wish. Bam, two in one.)

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, now you can never make another wish again

I wish I had some pepper spray to defend myself from baddies

[JspOt]

Granted, it uses ground black pepper.
I wish for a soda.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted but it spews on your shirt I wish the activity wasn't stuck at %99.7

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, it drops to -99.7%

*Rubs magic lamp, a genie comes out* I wish for-
Genie: No wishes for you! *Poofs away*

...Can I have a rock at least?

[JspOt]

Granted. Ungranted.

I wish for a grant to a rock.

[DominationMags]

Granted, but the rock is crushed by Steve_Big_Guns's Fist.

I wish for a Portal Gun.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but you trap yourself in a rock with it, and the gun explodes, and you're stuck in the rock forever and ever

I wish I had premium on Piknik...

[biorogue]

granted, but it can only open and edit .bmp's

I wish he'd quit wishing for rocks

[JspOt]

Granted. He is you, you're wish is invalidated.
I wish for a corruption of my wish.

[craigmond]

Granted but it uncorrupts and it is fine, then it explodes killing you.

I wish for the summer to come quickly.

[biorogue]

granted, it comes and goes so quickly that you missed it.

I wish I had a two hump camel

[craigmond]

Granted but it dies. It just dies.

I wish for a non-lethal cuddly panda. Which cannot cuddle to death and cant kill in any way, shape or form.