Corrupt Wishes

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted... now you need to figure out a way to re-wrap them once you're done.

I wish this school week would be over already.

[craigmond]

Granted but god then bans your wish claiming he made it that way.

I wish for ..... Windows has en.......SHUT UP! A bowl of rice crispies.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. They're all poisoned.

I wish it wasn't so complicated to find socks around here.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, you dig around in your dryier and find it's stomach, which is filled with digested socks. Because dryers eat socks ya know?

I wish for some Hellstone Bars.

[craigmond]

Granted but you find a snake-bear too and it eats you.

I wish for......SPARTA!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Umhm... Granted but I'm like really sleepy, and I have no clue what it is, so... You get a bear!

I wish I knew what he was talking about...

[abyssalassassin]

Granted. You wished you didn't.

I wish for something other than cod to win a GOTY, oh wait you're a cod fan, awkward...

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You win the Hello Kitty: Kawaii-no-Desu? GOTY edition.

I wish I had Mortal Kombat already.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you get the YLOD

I wish I didn't have to have eye drops (I hate those things! )

[craigmond]

Granted but now you have to wear the biggest pair of glasses ever.

I wish for DR Octogonapus.

[JamesDNaux]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGG

I wish for a rock.

[JspOt]

Granted.
*throws rock at Jame's face*
I wish for another throwing rock.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it slips out of your hand and hits your big toe.

I wish I could not have to have glasses and not have eye drops

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You now have no eyes.
*hands her a stick to whack around with*
I wish I had a chocolate bar right now.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, but I get hungry and eat it before I give it to you, and it has.. It ha...

*Hands you bar with one bite with slobber all over it * (What!? I was hungry! )

I wish I wasn't listening to a sad song right now

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted. You're now listening to this:

At full volume, with no way of turning it down.

I wish I weren't so tirrrr.... zzzZZZzz- TIRED! That's the word... zzzzzzzz...

[Sackgirlsrule]

Oh that's just wonderful.. Thanks Jack!...
Granted, now you never sleep again.

I wish I wasn't so tired too

[sam_da_man998]

Granted, you stay wide awake and never sleep again unfortunately the entire world thinks you're some kin d of freak now and you are locked in a cage in a lab and experimented on.

I wish I could create force fields.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Whoa.. Ow.. Lol...

Granted, they break after two minutes.

I wish I had a super ultra awesome dress that glows

[craigmond]

Granted it is in lbp not real life.

I wish for a levels to be big hits.