Corrupt Wishes

[sam_da_man998]

Granted, your level is a big hit...in Luxemborg. HAHAHA

I wish for a planet to be named after me.

[craigmond]

Granted but nobody cares and its spelt wrong.
I wish for me to finally beat "The Witch" in Assassins Creed Bloodlines.

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, but then your game crashes and you have to start all over.

I wish that your game didn't crash and you didn't have to start all over.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now he sucks at the game and he can't start over, just because he doesn't have progress to lose.
I wish for the Turbo! glitch to be gone and aten by a flying potatoe.

[craigmond]

Granted but it the potato eats you.
I wish you hadnt wished for my game to crash at all.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you got sniped.
I wish you edited your answer to match my wish.

[craigmond]

Sorry bout that. Ahem, Granted (geniunly) but you are now belong to me.

I wish I haddent posted at the same time as Nys.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you posted at the same time as Craigmond.
I wish for ... ummmm ... onoz, I don't know anything to wish.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Then no wish granted.

I reckon I ought to wish for one of them cherry pickers...

[JamesDNaux]

George washington chopped down all the cherry trees.

I wish to play Terraria with someone else. It's all lonely mining meself.

(Nice new avatar and sig btw, heh heh)

[JspOt]

Granted, your mining with a very annoying pink being.

I wish for ten new books to research!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Granted... they're all spell books filled with self-inflictin' curses.

I wish I had me a new hat.

[JspOt]

Granted
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Not to mention it was made for human wear[/SPOILER]

I wish for wings.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you fly all the way to space and the aliens abduct you.

I wish Outlaw-Jack didn't go into Pony stuff I liked his other Signature

[JspOt]

Granted, he still changes his sig.

I wish for the hat that I gave Outlaw

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, while he's handing it to you, a dog grabs it and chews it up and it's lost forever

I wish I could play L.A Norie

[craigmond]

Granted its terrible, its the wrong disc in the box, turns out to be ELMO'S NUMBER JOURNEY!

I wish for a rainbow.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, there's a pot of gold at the end of it that smashes you (Annoying Orange Reference )

I wish Smallville hasn't ended

[craigmond]

Granted it never ends and so you sit everyday watching it eating ice-cream then you become so fat from all the ice-cream you explode in a FLURRY (he he) of awesomeness and ice cream.

I wish for FMH 2012 to be out sooner.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, its 2012 and the end of the world is nearby. O_O
I wish Sackgirlsrule didn't get fat and X-ploded