Corrupt Wishes

[craigmond]

Granted but now outlaw jack does. (Picked jack cause hes not on my friends list and itll be funn y to see the reactio)

I wish for Outlaw Jack to give a funny reaction to himself x-ploding.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, but he got silenced.
I wish I will never get fat and X-plode.

[abyssalassassin]

Granted. You'll get obese and implode.

I wish for a Portal Gun.

[JspOt]

Granted, you are killed by a turret.
I wish for a defect turret as a pet

[abyssalassassin]

It refuses to make adorable noises for you considering it's too concerned about nys getting obese and imploding.

I wish for a soft fluffy cushion.

[Nurolight]

Granted, but inside lies the worlds softest rabbit... After 3 years use, you begin to notice the smell.

I wish for a taco right now.

[JspOt]

Granted, too much hot sauce. Nuff' said.
I wish for an apocalypse!

[JamesDNaux]

There can never be too much hot sauce! And ok, but it doesn't happen, and your now a crazy old guy.

I wish for a bottle.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted it falls and smashes.

I wish Nys had a PS3..

[JspOt]

Granted, it gets RLOD. Don't ask how.
I wish for a YLOD on my Xbox 360!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you can't play anything now.

I wish Nys PS3 didn't mess up

[JspOt]

Granted, your PS3 breaks.

I wish for this wish to wish for something.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you get one wish but it runs out in 2 seconds.. 1, 2... Gone! Ohh, too bad!

I wish I could stop listening to sad songs..

[JspOt]

Granted, but your wish is corrupted.

I fish for a wish... Wait wuh?

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, you get a fish that's wishing.

I wish my wish didn't get corrupted

[JspOt]

Granted, but this wish is corrupted.

I wish for every wish in this thread to be corrupted.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, all your wishes go bye-bye except ours.

I wish you weren't trying to shut down our wishes

[JamesDNaux]

Granted, I do instead.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, now we don't like you (Kidding )

I wish I wasn't so harsh on people when I'm angry

[craigmond]

Granted now you cry to them.

I wish for X-Men First Class to be awesome.