Corrupt Wishes

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, it goes bye-bye 5 seconds after.

I wish Youtube wasn't freezing

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, now its melting.
I wish for a snipe.

[JamesDNaux]

*Shoots*

I wish for I wish.

[craigmond]

Granted it eats you (Snipe from up)

I wish for me to be givin a voice acting role as Wheatley in that new Portal Level.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted but you get a sore throat. *Keep away!*

I wish Nys could get even more awesome then now

[JspOt]

Granted, he is banned.
I wish for a wish that could wish to wish for a wish.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, he is banned.
I wish for a wish that could wish to wish for a wish.

Granted, you get a wish and it wishes for a wish and it's granted, and it wishes for another wish and it grants you getting smashed by a rock

I wish I wasn't so dizzy..

[abyssalassassin]

Dizzy? Really? You're not dizzy, the room is actually rotating. Just sayin'.

I wish for wings so I can fly.

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted, is it a bird or a plane? It's a plane and a bird! *You smack into the plane* Bye! Miss ya'!

I wish I could quit listening to Savage Garden

[abyssalassassin]

Granted. In Soviet Russia, Garden Savage listens to you!

I wish for elemental superpowers!

[JamesDNaux]

Granted. You catch yourself on fire, try to put it out with water only to short circuit your electrical abilities. Then you freeze yourself and are stuck like that.


I wish for elemental powers! Ah wait a second...

[Denim360]

Granted, but the toxin in your blood gets higher and higher every time your super-powers are used. (Page from Iron Man 2)

I wish I could turn the entire universe into carboard, sticky tape, paint splats, ripped pieces of lined paper, and any other material that you can hopefully associate to the kind of theme I'm talking about that needs a name. (hint hint )

[abyssalassassin]

You activate your air power and crash into a set of power lines, you suddenly surge with electricity and your brain short circuits, instinctively you harness the water from the air and you're electrocuted again, you fall into a motorway and catch fire when a car hits you. You then tunnel through the concrete (rather painfully) and collapse into the river beneath, you try to swim up but accidentally freeze yourself. You try and melt the ice away but your fire powers are too strong and you burn yourself, by now you're so weak that you just lie there and drown. I'm rather sadistic aren't I?

I wish for some Powerbockers. DDD

[abyssalassassin]

And to Denim. Congratulations, you're now a barbie doll owned by a very horrible little girl with an even more horrible little brother. He likes flushing you down the toilet and she likes to dress you up in girly outfits.

[Denim360]

You're so mean!

I wish I could see through walls.

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, you see certain things and you'll never sleep again. (Indeed santa isn't real you saw your dad dressing up like him >=D)
I wish for some DnB musix

[Denim360]

Granted, but the genie doesn't exactly know what it is so he just gives you a business card instead.

I wish my dad would get out of my room so I can watch Homestuck in peace!

[Sackgirlsrule]

Granted now he spys on you

I wish I could go ride a Rollercoaster right now!

[nysudyrgh]

Granted, the thing isn't finished ...
I wish I am there to catch you when you fall of the thing.

[JspOt]

Granted, you both die of the impact.

I wish for blasphemy... I wish for madness!